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Zantir Posted Mar 24, 2007
Mwhahaha
Now she is distracted chasing Khamsin I shall take over the guild of assassins and make them carve though my enemies until I become king!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 24, 2007
I don't think there's a king of assassins.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 25, 2007
no there isnt...
and this is exactly why I want you inhumed also...
Perhaps you can be the new moving target for practice 
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Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) Posted Mar 26, 2007
there is no king of assasins, but there is a QUEEN of assasins, not that she likes to brag about it, else she be the targeted one
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 26, 2007
You want me inhumed Anthea? *puppy dog eyes*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 26, 2007
not you evilclaw....
Zantir
I would never want to inhume you...
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Zantir Posted Mar 26, 2007
I do not wish to be king of the assassins, but king of all these lands
And you shall not inhume me, my dear guild mistress
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2007
I think I should
just on the principle that you said i shan't
I think I somehow owe it to you to kill you rather painfully...
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Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) Posted Mar 29, 2007
shant and shan't mean the same thing, so you said it and there, she can do whatever the hell she wants
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.::Dr. Harley Quinn::. PhD, TlC, ThC, LsD Posted Mar 30, 2007
ooh out of synch a bit am i? :S
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 30, 2007
anyway... asside from arguing about who to kill...
anyone for 
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Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) Posted Mar 31, 2007
thanks... i could kill *gives evil look at evilclaw* for some
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 31, 2007
Don't eyeball me! I could kill you seven times before you hit the floor, assuming of course that I managed to duct tape you to the wall first.
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Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) Posted Apr 2, 2007
not the duct tape... ANYTHING but the duct tape!!!
If you lay one finger on the duct tape, you'll have no hands left to use weapons
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 2, 2007
I... have more than one finger Naped... 
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Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) Posted Apr 3, 2007
then i'll just have to cut off your hea... hang on, if both hands are gone, then you'll have no fingers attached to do anything. so i'll cut off you hands, and to make sure you don't do anything, i'll cut off your legs, and call you torso boy
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Apr 3, 2007
I haven't been called torso boy since the summer of 1901. Of course, in those days we had to walk fifteen miles to school in the snow, uphill both ways! Also in those days, I didn't exist yet.
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Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) Posted Apr 4, 2007
ah... the summer of 1901... i vagly remember it from my past past past past past life... ah well, torso boy aint such a bad nickname, for you at least
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- 2441: Zantir (Mar 24, 2007)
- 2442: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 24, 2007)
- 2443: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 25, 2007)
- 2444: Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) (Mar 26, 2007)
- 2445: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 26, 2007)
- 2446: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 26, 2007)
- 2447: Zantir (Mar 26, 2007)
- 2448: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 26, 2007)
- 2449: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 28, 2007)
- 2450: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 29, 2007)
- 2451: Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) (Mar 29, 2007)
- 2452: .::Dr. Harley Quinn::. PhD, TlC, ThC, LsD (Mar 30, 2007)
- 2453: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 30, 2007)
- 2454: Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) (Mar 31, 2007)
- 2455: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 31, 2007)
- 2456: Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) (Apr 2, 2007)
- 2457: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 2, 2007)
- 2458: Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) (Apr 3, 2007)
- 2459: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 3, 2007)
- 2460: Naped Ha'Pre the wererat, Dragon, professional assasin, magician, and padawan, Destroyer of Computers, (and still building) (Apr 4, 2007)
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