h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You have forgotton the northern meaning of chuff is to fart! Not sure how you would measure those chuffs!

Well. As jenny seems not to value Johns Brain too muchm i had to make sure i could at least see what she values. Of cours, the unit of chuffness is one of the greater inventions of this milenia, besides from the kinotorian weavil remover, designed to pluck those irritating weavils out from under their skin. Very useful for when you have a bad case of the wind. Well i am feeling 5 chuffs for just writing this amazing reply. And of course, never forget the intersetingly shaped piece of sting. classic..

i do value johns brain, chocolate is extremely valuable to me, until i eat it. you have dischuffed me

Well, at least i can say that i have chocolate when i need it. Eating too much makes me sick. I am never around. I am confused and need to sit down. Well, i think the unit of chuffness deserves a round of applause. And will someone please tell me the secret of the orange smileing faces????

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at last I can do these faces!!!!!

I am Dead Chuffed now. Chuff rating of about 8.

i congratulate you on your chuffedness ta tres much

still chuffed?

Of course I am still feeling a great amount of chuff. This is also a useful amount of radish. Radish is very useful, especially when put to work in the welsh coal mines. It is of course able to dig large amounts of coal within a set time limit. Also it can be eaten by hungry miners. Yes.

Indeed, I have many gerkins for Jaws, he is very fish and has nice hedges, his umbrella could be better but i don't mind.

I see. But you forgot to mention that doghnut may contain nut traces side board under the kettle. I tomatoe am of course allergic to nuts. And that is of course the whole truth and nothing but the cucumber.

You can't get fish from the grocers you know

I have never tried. Then again i dont know why anyone would want to but fish from the grocers. Why not just catch your own. It is cheaper and probably smells better. Unless you catch it from a stagnent pool of toxic waste. That is a totally different kettle of fish. (notice the pun????)

Don't worry it's code, it means....i forget, but the point is....i forget. Ask Small_Fish she'll tell you.