A Conversation for The Terranic Army - the Legend Returns
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 2, 2004
No. It's fairly common. Happenned to me the other week.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 3, 2004
Really? Fascinating.
So...who are we fighting?
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
Dunno.
*slurp* Coffee break. 
*slurp*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
*shrugs*
*throws eggs at the shadowy enemy*
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
Maybe someone should arrange a training exercise like Terran suggested. I need training in taking orders.
A member of the Antarctic aristocracy a private! Some serious spadework is obviously required.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
Silence you young whipersnapper!
You may have been a prince in that backward little pole, but 'ere you're just one of the good fer nothin' layabout scum we 'as got to meld into 'armonious fightin' machines, lawd 'elp me.
Private!! Is that the way you hold a gun?! No! Do thirty laps of the enemy camp!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 3, 2004
*with a flash of Asgard teleporter, HDS appears in his emaculate silver and black mandalorian armor*
who are we fighting?
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
Yessir ma'am sir!
*begins lapping compound*
*holds rifle correctly*
Is that better ma'am?
*huthuthut*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 3, 2004
*checks his HUD, checks his pistols, flame thrower, RPG, grenades, knifes, jet pack, and generally makes sure that he is ready and able to start killing once directed towards the enemy*
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
*finishes, beading a light sweat*
Right.
*begins practicing sword and pistol manuevers on straw dummies*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
tha' is much be'er, private.
'Owever, you shouldn't be practisin' on straw dummies, you should be practisin' on the enemy!
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
Yes ma'am. However, there is a distinct lack of enemy to practise on at this point in time ma'am.
Point me in the right direction and the problem will be soon rectified.
*fills clip, locks into place*
Bring them on. Whoever they are.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 3, 2004
*gives Were-kitty a snappy salute*
Sir, is there any enemy to viciously and brutally slay, Ma'am?
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 3, 2004
Is it just us three out here in the battlezone?
Hmm. I have some penguin auxillaries if we become outnumbered.
If we meet any enemy, that is...
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
um... right.
*gets a box of soldier ants*
theres these..
*releases them*
they're 12ft high and squirt burning formic acid
um
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 3, 2004
*looks up at the ants, eyes bulge, HDS activates his jet pack as a burning patch of acid sprays accross the ground he was just rescently occupying*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
You know... what we really need is giant aphids or large supplies of Agaric mushrooms....
I love ants 
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 3, 2004
oh... I forgot to mention there's a couple of drones and princessess in there as well.
*a load of winged ants buzz into the sky and snap their mandibles at HDS*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 4, 2004
*one nearly takes HDS's head off with a dive, but barely misses. HDS responds with an RPG to the abdomin, two swoop in from oposite directions, HDS jukes out of the way just in time for them to crash into eachother. After descending to about 50 meters, HDS cuts the jetpack, lands heavily, and rolls into a nearby fox-hole*
That was several things way too close
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 4, 2004
*radios in to HQ*
Beware ants! Behold!
*A 20ft wide magnifying glass is flown in by penguin helicopter*
*Keeps ants at bay with short rays of sunlight*
Stay back!
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- 21: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 2, 2004)
- 22: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 3, 2004)
- 23: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 24: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 3, 2004)
- 25: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 26: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 3, 2004)
- 27: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 3, 2004)
- 28: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 29: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 3, 2004)
- 30: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 31: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 3, 2004)
- 32: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 33: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 3, 2004)
- 34: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 3, 2004)
- 35: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 3, 2004)
- 36: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 3, 2004)
- 37: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 3, 2004)
- 38: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 3, 2004)
- 39: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 4, 2004)
- 40: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 4, 2004)
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