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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 10, 2005
Bye-bye!
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ShadeTheif Posted Mar 1, 2005
*A dark shadow drifts across the battlefield, leaving dead bodies (and empty pockets) in it's wake.*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 2, 2005
*Ralph's wallet explodes, tearing ShadeTheif to tiny bits*
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ShadeTheif Posted Mar 2, 2005
*A voice speaks from a shadow near Ralph*
That was rather uncalled for, don't ya think? Throwin' your wallet clear across the battlefield just I 'cause I liberated the billfolds of a couple of ants.
*A body begins to reassemble in the shadow*
And aren't we supposed to be on the same side? 
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Mar 4, 2005
Stop stealing.
*pats apparently full wallet, this disturbs a hoard of moths, to counter this he becomes Darth Horrifus and releases snerts to eat the moths, then recalls them*
*turns a torch on the shadows*
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ShadeTheif Posted Mar 4, 2005
Which are of course - empty and are completely mundane - having been vacated over a day ago.
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Mar 7, 2005
*shines a torch on Shade Theif*
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- 81: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 10, 2005)
- 82: ShadeTheif (Mar 1, 2005)
- 83: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 2, 2005)
- 84: ShadeTheif (Mar 2, 2005)
- 85: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Mar 4, 2005)
- 86: ShadeTheif (Mar 4, 2005)
- 87: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 7, 2005)
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