A Conversation for The Terranic Army - the Legend Returns
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 4, 2004
*pops up from the fox hole and shoots another in the abdomin with his RPG*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 5, 2004
*runs forward, screaming KILL!!! at the top of his voice*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 6, 2004
*Covers Ralph with blaster fire*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 6, 2004
*dodges a Sunblast*
That man's a tactitian. Deserves a promotion what what?
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 7, 2004
*blows a rasberry at the nearest ant, it hears, but mistakes the source of the noise, and attempts to eat Khamsin*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 7, 2004
*shifts fire to the ant trying to eat Khamsin, hoping to drive it back*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 7, 2004
*a winged ant flies down while HDS is so distracted and bites his leg, flying him into the sky*
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Khamsin Posted Nov 7, 2004
*Khamsin pulls out a pistol sized machine gun*
Eat this Ant! *starts filling it full of lead*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 7, 2004
*The ant keels over with a clunking noise*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 7, 2004
*the ant is filled with lead*
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Khamsin Posted Nov 7, 2004
oooh pritty... lead...
*looks around for a giant mongoose*
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drone42 Posted Nov 7, 2004
This is Terran here. I'm giving this robot drone as a test subject until we get a proper enemy. It can be used as one drone, or many - up to you.
I'll give you the user details so that anyone can control the drone.
The user name is : drone42
The password is : terranic
The answer to the secret question (should you need it) is : drone42
*The drone assembles itself on the battlefield, and scans the area.*
HOSTILE FORCES, REVIEW TACTICAL OPTIONS
*The drone moves off and sets itself up in a defensive position*
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Vogons Posted Nov 7, 2004
*vast quantities of bombs fall on everyones head while a loudspeaker proclaims....*
O Feedled Gruntbuggly,
? ... Thy nacturations are to me!
As plurdled gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I emplore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon,
See if I don't
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Khamsin Posted Nov 7, 2004
*the bomb knocks him over but fails to explode*
Oh why do you rhyme as such
I really don't understand much
I know who you think you are
but I'm so much crazier by far
Just ask anyone around here
And they will make it clear
Quick run while you still can
or meet the power known as Kham
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 7, 2004
*groans loudly at the terrible Vogon poetry, then groans even louder at Khamsin's even worse poetry*
Silence!!!
I cannot take anymore!!
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Nov 8, 2004
*sonic shielding on the armor prevents the foul vogon poetry. The Ant crashes to the ground due to the horrors of the vogon meter and rhyme (or lack there of)*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 8, 2004
*writhes in agony, but manages to reach his MP3-player before permanent damage sets in*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 8, 2004
*sticks head underground*
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- 41: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 4, 2004)
- 42: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 5, 2004)
- 43: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 6, 2004)
- 44: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 6, 2004)
- 45: Khamsin (Nov 6, 2004)
- 46: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 7, 2004)
- 47: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 7, 2004)
- 48: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 7, 2004)
- 49: Khamsin (Nov 7, 2004)
- 50: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 7, 2004)
- 51: Khamsin (Nov 7, 2004)
- 52: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 7, 2004)
- 53: Khamsin (Nov 7, 2004)
- 54: drone42 (Nov 7, 2004)
- 55: Vogons (Nov 7, 2004)
- 56: Khamsin (Nov 7, 2004)
- 57: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 7, 2004)
- 58: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Nov 8, 2004)
- 59: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 8, 2004)
- 60: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 8, 2004)
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