A Conversation for The Terranic Army - the Legend Returns
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Started conversation Oct 14, 2004
*slouches about just within weapons range, chewing her damp cigarrette-like-thing*
Call that aiming?!
I call that crap!!
*doesn't flicker a whisker as a large shell explodes to her left*
Oh for crying out loud!!
I'm making myself as big as I can!!
Wan't me to paint a target on myself?
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 14, 2004
*smiles happily*
Cannon Fodder Werekitty, third class, at your service.
*turns back to the enemy as a barrage of machine gun fire strafes over the newly painted target*
That's better!!
*sways*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 14, 2004
*runs in with the emergency ductape a small paper flag pined to her hat reading "medic"*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 15, 2004
Doc, I think I'm gonna need a lotta ductape.
*looks down at multitude of holes*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 15, 2004
no need to worry CF werekitty...
I dont need to order more just yet
*ductapes kitty*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Oct 15, 2004
*relieved*
Hey! I'm not leaking anymore!
Cheers doc.
*chews damp fag releasing more nicotine via osmosis*
Alright you bunch of not-pussies!!
*flicks tail*
That the best you can do?!
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Oct 29, 2004
This war seems to be overly warm. When's winter coming then? My snow-gun won't work in these conditions.
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 1, 2004
*fires his snow cannon at shadowy figures on a far ridge*
Come on then! Cowards! Feel the wrath of solidified condensation!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 1, 2004
*starts ordering hotwater bottles and extera bandages*
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 2, 2004
*starts building a bomb-proof snow fort*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 2, 2004
*gestures rudely at the opposition*
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 2, 2004
*sits down for a coffee*
War is hell.
*slurp*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 2, 2004
*makes up insulting songs about the leaders of the enemy*
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 2, 2004
We're fighting Canada?
*shrugs*
Makes as much sense as anything else in this God Forsaken world.
I sure do like maple syrup though.
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Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica Posted Nov 2, 2004
We don't have to. Its just a nice war song.
I like their mooses. Mices. Moosi. Whatever.
A moose once bit my sister.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Nov 2, 2004
No really?
She wasn't carving her name on it with an interstellar toothbrush given to her by her boyfriend Svenge (star of many Oslo films) by any chance was she?
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- 1: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 14, 2004)
- 2: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 14, 2004)
- 3: Khamsin (Oct 14, 2004)
- 4: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 14, 2004)
- 5: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 14, 2004)
- 6: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 15, 2004)
- 7: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 15, 2004)
- 8: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Oct 15, 2004)
- 9: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Oct 29, 2004)
- 10: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 1, 2004)
- 11: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 1, 2004)
- 12: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 2, 2004)
- 13: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 2, 2004)
- 14: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 2, 2004)
- 15: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 2, 2004)
- 16: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 2, 2004)
- 17: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 2, 2004)
- 18: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 2, 2004)
- 19: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Nov 2, 2004)
- 20: Pazuzo, Prince of Antarctica (Nov 2, 2004)
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