h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We need more superheroes? Okay, I'll be one. H2g2 doesn't have a union/guild of superheroes yet, so why don't you form one? I'm first on the roster BTW.

You're getting a good responce aren't you. Actually, I'm surprised no one else has made any sarcastic comments before me.

Hey, I want to be a superhero too. I say we go for it - h2g2 superheros. What would your special powers be?

Ok then we're beginning to move.
I like the idea of a union or league of superheroes.

What about calling it DUOS Democratic Union of Superheroes
or AMBUSH Amalgamated Members Bureau of United SuperHeroes
or SHOTWU SuperHeroes of the World United

Any other suggestions?

I like DUOS. But before we do this, I just want to say one thing: there's already a league of supervillains forming. At least two members. I've not checked in recently. But they're harmless.

Even so, I don't like the sound of it. I think that we need to unite against our obvious opponents. No threat, however small, can ever be ignored.

That was my first superhero type dramatic statement. Good, wasn't it?

DUOS sounds good.

I don't know. Sounds like a mid-60:s Motown failure... By the way, Vestie, what do you think of my new name? It's more of a superhero name than The Duke of Dunstable, don't you think?

Yes. Of course, I have to wait for the masked ball at damogran to end before changing my name again. People keep thinking that I'm someone who I'm not.

Anyway, the supervillain front has three members now.

Hmm - I was thinking about DUOS. Surely a league of superheros shouldn't be democratic - they should have a big powerful autocratic leader. Like Octimus Prime off "Transformers".

How about PWTTHNALOS (People Who Think That H2g2 Needs A League Of Superheros).

Hmmm, could be. DUOS is easier to pronounce, though.

You do have a point. Maybe DUOS would be better.

Where is this Super villain group?

I don't know, but you may want to make sure that they're not spying on you. We can't really have a battle now can we? By-the-way, I'm sorry about my slightly sarcy comment earlier. It seems that you'll always find someone who's interested, no matter what you say. Opps, did I say that out loud? No, really, there do seem to be too many Supervillans, not enough love, peace and general niceness in the world.

I think the supervillains hide out at Evil Giraffe's place. I don't know the exact adress be he who searches shall find. Dust, mostly.

Superheros, huh? SuperZEROs, more like. You're no match for the SuperVillians of S.T.U.M.P.E.D. In fact, we have already infiltrated your ranks! So there. Thbbbbbbbb.

Oh, BTW, can I join too? I can turn into a wolf at will.

AHAAA! A villain! I say! My god! Good lord! Tsk, tsk! Right, we shall have none of that here! Go on, off you go! Be gone, foul person! And other things like that...

Welcome Back Duke.
Masters Of The Outer Worlds Non-Democratic Union of Superheroes)

That should solve it MOTOWNDUOS Everyone happy with that?

I have scratch and sniffology on my side wo I can't be wrong. Point me at the villains.

Hey, MOTOWNDUOS, I like it.

Now let's get those horrible nasty villains. Have at you, you swines!

I'm afraid I can't do that as of now. I'm posessed by the leader of the villains.

*Sheepish grin*

As long as I keep a fresh supply of caffeinated drinks around, he doesn't cause much trouble. I mean, I thought I got rid of him the first time, but there was another accident at the laboratory that I kept quiet, and am trying to learn to better supress the Krylma Leader. However, from what I've seen he has no clue that he is possesing me.

BTW, there are two organizations of supervillains, but Evil Giraffes seems to be disused. STUMPED is the newer, faster growing one.

*Checks watch*

Need to get to the Aroma Cafe for my supply of caffeine. Later!

*Walks out, whistling "Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung" by "Weird Al".

So does that mean I'm in?????

*Looks hopeful*

I've got no clue, really.