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the most insane person

Post 461

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

My waffles tell me I should sell all my stock in them now. The bulbble's sure to burst.


the most insane person

Post 462

U168592

maple is the way of the future! Buy up now!


the most insane person

Post 463

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Nah, invest in dog slobber. Good, solid long-term investment.


the most insane person

Post 464

Michael

Or fridge magnets. They never go out of fashion.


the most insane person

Post 465

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You're right about that!


the most insane person

Post 466

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

quite true, old fellow. heard it by bongo drum this morning. bloody inflation.


the most insane person

Post 467

Michael

Bloody inflation? Ok, who tried to assassinate inflation? That blood is going to take ages to clean out of the carpetsmiley - cross


the most insane person

Post 468

U168592

Carpet?! smiley - grr Who put carpet down?! smiley - steam


the most insane person

Post 469

Michael

Not mesmiley - angel


the most insane person

Post 470

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Of course we have a carpet. After all we ARE insane, we have to roll around biting it sometime.


the most insane person

Post 471

Michael

In that case it was mesmiley - devil


the most insane person

Post 472

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Good-oh!


the most insane person

Post 473

Michael

I didn't paint it though, that was someone else.


the most insane person

Post 474

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Why on earth would anyone paint a perfectly good carpet?


the most insane person

Post 475

U168592

who said it was a good carpet? And anyway, I like it this way. Now I don't get it confused with my dog.


the most insane person

Post 476

jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?)

yeah...i can see your dog being a bit miffed of you rolled around biting it. at least the carpet is theoretically less likely to bite back. but going by the law of the MotMV, you'd probably be safer with the dog...now i am confused...smiley - huh


the most insane person

Post 477

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Most carpets are thouroughly killed before being put in room. Especially the wall-to-wall kind.


the most insane person

Post 478

U168592

I like carpet that nibble. Keep you on your toes.


the most insane person

Post 479

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I liek a nice carpet-massage myself.


the most insane person

Post 480

U168592

I don't have a hairy back though smiley - envy


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