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The 1st Annual Jones Party
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Started conversation Jan 29, 2004
Hello and welcome to the 1st annual Jones party. This party is being held by me, the official Pythonist party thrower (well not officialy), to celebrate the 62nd birthday of Terry Jones on February 1st.
The party will be held between 12:00 GMT Janruary 31 and 12:00 GMT February 2. This thread is purley for preparation until that time. Unfortunatly I wont be around much during the party, *pauses for sadness*, which is why I had to create this thread so early.
In a change of location, this party is being held on an old aircraft-carrier that I purchased off of eBay. You'll be fine as long as you dont get too drunk and fall over the side. 
I have asked Mr Jones if he would like to come, and he gave me this statement: "I'm sick to the bl**dy teeth of Python! Why cant you sad b*st*rds go out and get a real life?!". What a guy. 
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jan 29, 2004
Traveller in Time 
on top
"Where can we find that 'an old aircraft-carrier' in case we miss you at the wrong time. 
to Mr Jones!"
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 29, 2004
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2454839870
That should be the link, if it's still there.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 29, 2004
I warned you!
*gets a life-belt and pulls AK back onto the ship.*
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AK - fancy that! Posted Jan 29, 2004
*takes some food and hops back into the ocean*
*appears in some old woman's kitchen*
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Jan 29, 2004
We need that aircraft carrier for the Thingites!
I take it you mean 12pm Feb 1st and 12pm feb 2nd. So, that's 11pm till 11pm EDST... cool... No, wait, BAD!!! School is on then!!! 
I might be able to get some time on the 2nd, we only have a half day...
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Jan 29, 2004
Whoops, 12pm Jan 31 till 12pm Feb 2 GMT, right? So that's 11pm Jan 31 till 11pm feb 2 EDST... Right, that's better, got all of Sunday... 
Don't mind me, just talking to myself
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jan 30, 2004
Traveller in Time on his head
"I am still not sure of the size of his head. Heelp, does any body know the right figures?"
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Jan 30, 2004
*climbs up ladder*
you got any teas?
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dasilva Posted Jan 31, 2004
Like the British Government, I can only afford a carrier 2/3 the size, does that matter?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Jan 31, 2004
no,no, no matter
*bangs on hull*
now, er.......any tea or anything?
its a bit cold on this ladder!
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Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? Posted Jan 31, 2004
Well, I'm still on the tarmac!!
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Jan 31, 2004
what tarmac?
*walks through dooe and discovers himself in a old ladies kitchen*
oh, hello........
*walks through door again and sees Cat-eyes on a tarmac drive*
oh............there............
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 31, 2004
Where has my ship gone?
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dasilva Posted Jan 31, 2004
It's here, under the Atlantic - the world's first supercarrier sized submarine aircraft carrier...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 31, 2004
For amphibious planes? 
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Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Jan 31, 2004
Sailor in Time Parrobot on his shoulder
"You land ludders, do you not know a ship has to float? Best on top of the water and not on top of the mud bed."
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- 1: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 29, 2004)
- 2: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Jan 29, 2004)
- 3: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 29, 2004)
- 4: AK - fancy that! (Jan 29, 2004)
- 5: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 29, 2004)
- 6: AK - fancy that! (Jan 29, 2004)
- 7: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 29, 2004)
- 8: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 29, 2004)
- 9: AK - fancy that! (Jan 30, 2004)
- 10: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Jan 30, 2004)
- 11: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Jan 30, 2004)
- 12: dasilva (Jan 31, 2004)
- 13: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Jan 31, 2004)
- 14: Cat-Eyes: No..... why.... ? (Jan 31, 2004)
- 15: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Jan 31, 2004)
- 16: dasilva (Jan 31, 2004)
- 17: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 31, 2004)
- 18: dasilva (Jan 31, 2004)
- 19: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 31, 2004)
- 20: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Jan 31, 2004)
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