h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time on his head
" And we are having a party
and we do not have neighbours
none to yikes the noise
noone to spoil the

Anyone seen the birthday cake?"


( Some other researchers have a party too. They are trying to yikes some other researchers out of HooToo. What is happening on this world? Just keep on playing and we will evolve to something good, eventually. )

How many roads must a man walk down,
To get to his home from the pub

Workin' in McDonald's,
Do you want fries with that,
I've got a degree,
that's worth less than my paper hat


To the tune for Scarburrough(sp?) fair
Are you going out in that dress
go and get changed you're being stupid,
It's way too low cut you look like a tramp,
You're not a whore you are still a kid

Traveller in Time checking some lists folding hats from leftover lists
"Hi there 'teacher' I can not find any record of you having been around 'The Pythonists' before. Care to join us?

Here is a party hat, not much indeed, but we like to celebrate Tery Jones birthday anyway."

I didst join a fair while back, I played in the spanish inquisition game and what have you, but I ain't bin round for a while.

post 62 in the joining thread

Traveller in Time on his patry hat
" for this inconvenience. I just love the Red Tape District, you always get surprised by what you will encounter this time. Any one in for a chopper flight, I just found one covered in see weed down a hangar?"

Sorry, but this party is over (and I missed it ). Everybody out!

does it play folk music?

Traveller in Time on his head
"Hee, Look who we have here, our party animal!

Paaaarty! "

No, it's time to get out now. I'm about to implode the room again.

hmm, let's see, there's one of you and all of us, and you're saying we have to leave?

Traveller in Time in a chopper
"Anyone interested in this helicopter flight?

We will have a nice view over 'GoodBens' fireworks when he is trying to demolish this party. "

Yes, but I have the bomb.

err, this is a pythonist party, the continuity is going to be worse than at MotMV so a bomb is hardly going to sause problems

Well, I implore you to get out while you have time.

The next party will be the 1st Annual Idle party on March 29.

Traveller in Time on his head
"He, I can not see any ship down there, there is just a grey haze hanging over the waves. Can you start the fans please.

We are comming close to Bikini Atoll again."

*presses button and ship begins to sink*

Traveller in Time, on top, pulls cord and the inflatable mudbed comes up carrying the carrier.

*drops a knife on the inflatable mud-bed. mud-bed pops, ship sinks*

Traveller in Time using a SUB to get down first pulls the plug from the ocean floor.
"Hi there 'Good old Ben', no it is 'GoodBen' or was it GodBen? Anyway here is your party hat."