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'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind Posted Apr 26, 2005
our chief weapons are nitpickiness ....... blah blah blah
Cardinal! read the Charges!
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind Posted Apr 26, 2005
I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Our chief weapons are...um...er...
1; nitpickiness
2; a pair of rather rabid hedgehogs (spiny norman and frank)
3; a 
with many tea soaked passengers
4; the restart button, which could very well restart the universe if anyone could find an unbent paperclip to reach it
5; a quite probably mad scientist with little remaining eyebrows
6; anjf inabwoutilt rto type
7; a particularly hardy nit called sydney who WILL NOT be foiled by ye olde flea combs
8; a deep unfounded sense of resentment
9; a protesting 
, fighting for rights for its own
10; the POV gun
11; a wretched demi bee, half asleep upon my knee
12; a great many tabs
13; an outstanding and increible chance to recieve a FANTASTIC mango peeler and banana crushed TODAY!! (but it still wont come with batteries)
14; a once in a lifetime cahnce to get a FREE set of steak knifes (but only if you pay by credit card)
15; a word with abandonment issues
16; non whizzo chocolates (with no crunchy frog or spring surprise
)
17; a pink fuzzy wabbit with pretend nasty big pointy teeth.
18; an albatross flavoured albatross (with NO bloody wafers!)
and......
a particularly threatening drying rack
Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah!
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
Neutron Jack Posted Apr 26, 2005
I didn't expect THAT!
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) Posted Apr 29, 2005
i don't think anyone did. it was, as they say, rather unexpected.
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) Posted May 11, 2005
RESTART!!!
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and a vast colony of ex-lepers (watchouttheyskip!); our TWO chief weapons . . .
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind Posted May 11, 2005
oh, so you found the unbent paperclip, huh?
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) Posted May 12, 2005
yep. but that, as they say is another story, but it's a secret.
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
U218534 Posted Oct 25, 2005
Our TWO chief weapons are surprise, a vast colony of ex-lepers, and one dorsal guiding feather.
Our THREE chief weapons...
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) Posted Oct 25, 2005
... Our THREE chief weapons are surprise, a vast colony of ex-lepers, one dorsal guiding feather and very silly hats.
our FOUR chief weapons ...
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
U218534 Posted Oct 25, 2005
Our four chief weapons are surprise, a vast colony of ex-lepers, a dorsal guiding feather (for holding coconuts), very silly hats, and a small piece of string. Our five chief weapons!
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Existential Elevator Posted Oct 26, 2005
Our five chief weapons are suprise, a vast colony of ex-lepers, a dorsal guiding feather (useful for coconut transportation), very silly hats, a small peice of string, and a suprisingly viscious kitten... Wait, that was six.. 
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 26, 2005
Of course it was! Our SIX chief weapons are surprise (
), a colony of ex-lepers, a dorsal guiding feather (formerly used as a coconut carrying aid, now solely ornamental), very 
hats, a small piece of string, and a surprisingly vicious kitten... and of course 
Peace and Love, man! 
Oh yeah. That's like, seven weapons, man. Or eight! Eight weapons! Whooooa... far out.
The Spanish Inquisition spreading loooove 
peace and loooove yeah man...
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted Oct 26, 2005
what about a pointed stick?
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Existential Elevator Posted Oct 26, 2005
Grapefruits are far more dangerous... and blueberries...
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
U218534 Posted Oct 26, 2005
We 'aven't done bananas, 'ave we?!
'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
Thorn Posted Feb 10, 2006
*Uses pointed stick to push the reset button*
"Our 3 chief weapons are blueberries and grapefruit as well as a pointed stick. Our four main weapons are Blueberries and grapefruit that are impaled upon pointed sticks (for Shish kabab)... and also 
. So our five main weapons'd be Blueberries and Grapefruit as shish kababs while throwing flan? *Chucks a banana like it were a boomerang* 
, next person.
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intbel Posted Mar 28, 2006
Humble apologies - I have lost count.
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xxx Posted Mar 31, 2006
Our 7 chief weapons are
1. blueberries
2. grapefruit
3. a pointed stick
4. grapefruit on a pointed stick (for shish kabab)
5. throwing
6. getting lost
7. 
... and spam.
I'll start again, our EIGHT ...
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'I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' - The Game
- 241: Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind (Apr 26, 2005)
- 242: Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind (Apr 26, 2005)
- 243: Neutron Jack (Apr 26, 2005)
- 244: jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) (Apr 29, 2005)
- 245: jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) (May 11, 2005)
- 246: Julz - forgive me, i appear to have lost my mind (May 11, 2005)
- 247: jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) (May 12, 2005)
- 248: U218534 (Oct 25, 2005)
- 249: jimbob_ii (hey, who turned off the lights?) (Oct 25, 2005)
- 250: U218534 (Oct 25, 2005)
- 251: Existential Elevator (Oct 26, 2005)
- 252: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 26, 2005)
- 253: (crazyhorse)impeach hypatia (Oct 26, 2005)
- 254: Existential Elevator (Oct 26, 2005)
- 255: U218534 (Oct 26, 2005)
- 256: Thorn (Feb 10, 2006)
- 257: intbel (Mar 28, 2006)
- 258: Thorn (Mar 30, 2006)
- 259: xxx (Mar 31, 2006)
- 260: Thorn (Apr 2, 2006)
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