h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think the important thing now is to go "meh, no idea" and start again.

SO.

Our chief weapon in this brand new fangled spanish inquisition is a pair of moccassins and we are contrasting them excellently with this old pair of Ugg boots. That's two!

It'd be even better if I could spell...

So, to reiterate:



Our chief weapon in this brand new fangled spanish inquisition is a pair of mocassins and we are contrasting them excellently with this old pair of Ugg boots. That's two!

Our chief weapon in this brand new fangled spanish inquisition is a pair of mocassins and we are contrasting them excellently with this old pair of Ugg boots.And, add to those the Infinite Space FannyPak. Also, two rolls of toilet paper!!!


Now we have four. With space enough for many more!!!

Our four weapons of infinite fear and loathing, are a pair of mocassins which are contrasted with the old pair of Ugg boots, the Infinite Space FannyPak (blasted americans) in which is two rolls of toilet paper and a small purple spike. Hold on... mocassins... hmmm... spike... FIVE weapons!

Well! A new round, eh?

Our five weapons of malice and evil intent are a pair of mocassins which are contrasted with the old pair of Ugg boots, the Infinite Space FannyPak (Americans DO suck) in which is two rolls of toilet paper and a small purple spike, PLUS a horse! Wait--wait--that's SIX!

Actually, I believe we have a pair of mocassins (contrasted with the old pair of Ugg boots) , the Infinite Space FannyPak (NOTHING wrong with americans actually) in which is two rolls of toilet paper, a small purple spike, PLUS a horse and a small pony that seems to follow it around, NOT necessarily including the saddle unless... oh hang on, wait .... err.... how many again ?

Well, there's the pair of mocassins contrastiung the old pair of Ugg boots, the Infinite Space FannyPak (I'M a flippin' American, and most of us DO suck pretty bad) in which is two rolls of toilet paper, a small purple spike, and a horse and small pony that seems to follow it around, which may or may not include the saddle, AND a...a...blimp! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a blimp. And that makes a loverly, loverly eight forya, folks.

As you can see we have a pair of mocassins contrasting our old pair of Ugg Boots, the Infinite Space FannyPak (Yes, I have to agree, Americans, as a whole, suck. Individual Americans are usually ok though) inside of which is two rolls of toilet paper, a small purple spike, a horse and that cute little small pny that seems to follw it around, with or without the saddle, a blimp AND, for the next only, a small collctible mokey wrench that doesn't work. Looks like we're on nine...

Ok,We have the mocassins, the Ugg boots, the FannyPak,(yes,I'm an American, once married to a Brit(never make that mistake again!!!)and yes, some Americans do suck,but so do some Brits!!!!)containing 2 rolls of toilet paper,a small purple spike, a horse with a pony in tow,an alleged saddle of which the existance is unclear,a blimp, a small collectible non-functioning monkey wrench,and a set of keys that won't open anything!! That makes 10!!!!!

I, being "an American" hereby remove myself and my contributions to this thread!!! Sorry you Limeys ain't big enough to handle that we gained independence from your figure-head of a ruler and still think of us as a lower life-form!!!


God save the queen!!! She needs all the help she can get!!!!

And, to whoever runs this site, please remove me from it!!!! I no longer wish to be associated with it!!!!!

Whoa, sorry if this turned into some Americans vs. Brits debate. I think we'll scratch it for now, okay? In any case...

There's the mocassins, the Ugg boots, the FannyPak containing 2 rolls of toilet paper, a small purple spike, a horse with a pony in tow, an alleged saddle of which the existance is probably nonexistent (), a blimp, a small collectible non-functioning monkey wrench, a set of keys that won't open anything, and a pad of bright green sticky notes that have some brand-name drug advertised on them! Not only is that 11 weapons, but I have way too many pads of sticky notes like that here at my house. Blugh.

Yeah, don't think anyone meant for it to turn out like this... Sorry to anyone who was offended...

We have moccassins, Ugg boots, FannyPak and it's 2 rolls of toilet papaer, a small purple spike, nice and the pony in tow, alleged saddle whose existence has become even more questionable, a blimp, a collectable non-functioning monkey wrench, a set of keys that won't open anything, a pad of bright green sticky notes that are littering Shagrath's house and and a poster advertising Whitehorse Showtime that is a production Cat is in and anyone who lives in Melbourne should go to. Wow, 12!! And there's even a shameless plug!!

So, counting the shameless plug, we'll have thirteen, won't we?
*Mad glint in eyes* Hear that, oh ye of little faith? We have thirteen weapons to use in our holy war! We have a pair of mocassins, a pair of ridiculous Ugg boots, a FannyPak with two rolls of toilet paper in it (just in case you happen to need some toilet paper), a small purple spike, a horse, a pony () that insists on following it, a saddle that may or may not exist, a blimp, a collectible small non-functioning monkey wrench (from the limited edition in purple - to complement the purple spike), a set of keys that are not purple but will not open anything, a pad of bright green commercial sticky notes from Shagrath's house, a poster advertising Whitehorse Showtime (Cat's show in Melbourne - good on ya mate!), and a shameless plug... and of course the entire population of the province of Nova Scotia, now probably returned to their Home and Native Land after their summertime invasion of the US. So you see, it's--- wait just a Bob darn minute, that's more than thirteen! That's... fourteen, isn't it? Is it fourteen now?

Nobody expects the spanish Inquisition! Our 14 chief weapons are a pair of mocassins which contrast with the old Ugg boots, a FannyPak with a roll of tiolet paper in it and also another roll of toilet paper in it, a small pruple spike, a horse, a pony that follows it around, a saddle which might possibly exist but probably does not, a blimp (which was, BTW, not invented until well after the Spanish Inquisition was disbanded), a collectible small non-functioing monkey wrench, a set of keys that will not open anything, a pad of Shagrath's commercial sticky notes in a lovly shade of bright green, a poseter of some show, a shameless plug, and the entire population of Nova Scotia. And a dead parrot. Our 15 chief weapons...

Our 15 chief weapons all nicely arranged in a list I shall now create are:

- a pair of maccassins, nicely contrasting with
- old Ugg boots
- a FannkPak with a roll of toilet paper in it
- a small purple spike
- a hose
- a pony that follows it round
- a saddle whose existence is so questionable, it's questionable to even say it's questionable
- a blimp
- collectible small non-functioning monkey wrench
- a set of keys that don't in fact open anything
- a pad of bright green sticky notes that litter Shagrath's house
- a poster of Whitehorse Showtime, Cat's (yes, my) show. Shows on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and aturday this week
- the above shameless plug about the shows
- the entire population of Nova Scotia, possibly already migrated
- a dead parrot
- AND an empty packet of Smarties.

I do believe that's 16...

Our 16 chief weapons all nicely arranged in a list I shall now STEAL are:

- a pair of maccassins, nicely contrasting with
- old Ugg boots
- a FannkPak with a roll of toilet paper in it
- a small purple spike
- a hose
- a pony that follows it 'round
- a saddle whose existence is unavoidably questionable
- a blimp
- collectible small non-functioning monkey wrench
- a set of keys that don't in fact open anything
- a pad of bright green sticky notes that litter my house
- a poster of Whitehorse Showtime, Cat's show
- the above shameless plug about the shows
- the entire population of Nova Scotia, probably already migrated
- a dead parrot, one bereft of life, an ex-parrot.
- an empty packet of Smarties.
- an irrelevant and unused Java source code document.

I do believe that's 17...
And yes, I'm in my AP Computer Science class.

We were programming in Java...and for some reason I had a blank file saved in my projecty thing. Yep. Okay, someone else's turn to post now...

Our (technicaly your at the moment) 17 chief weapons, kept in a list because it's easier to read, are:

*A pair of moccasins, contrasted with
*A pair of Ugg boots
*A FannyPak with two rolls of toilet paper in it (or did someone use one up?)
*A small purple spike (Ooo, pointy thing!)
*A horse
*A which insists on following the horse around for some unfathomable reason
*A saddle which has a very questionable existence
*A blimp
*A collectible purple non-functioning monkey wrench
*A set of entirely useless keys that do not open anything
*A pad of the bright green sticky notes that litter Shagrath's house
*A poster of Cat's show, Whitehorse Showtime
*The above shameless plug
*The entire (migrated) population of Nova Scotia
*A dead parrot, most definitely not pining for anything in any way, bereft of life, an ex-parrot.
*An empty packet of Smarties
*An irrelevant and unused Java source code document
*A stepped-on, broken letter opener shaped

Coren: Can't you count, Esty? That's eighteen!

Esty: Oh, right, yeah, my bad.