h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!

Please

Someone's new to HooToo.

Someone else will get on letting you in eventually.

Believe me, not much goes on in this thread.

I guess a cry of "Get on with it"
would be in order then.

Verily.

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!

Sorry, we're fresh out of parrots.

I've got a slug.

Traveller in Time with a full load of parrots
"Only out of time. . . "

Well thanks a lot, you just ruined my joke setup.

Hello to whoever receives this.

I am a Researcher on The One Show on BBC 1 (live everyweek night at 7pm hosted by Adrian Chiles)and I'm delighted to tell you that on Monday's show (24th September) our guest in the studio is Michael Palin. We would like to invite a few die-hard Palin/Python fans into the studio to be part of the studio audience and possibly ask a question.

If you would be interested in coming in to the BBC studio in West London on Monday at around 5.30pm, please give me a call on 0208 7526757. Numbers are quite limited to please give me a call as soon as possible.

Many thanks and I look forward to hearing from you about this exciting opportunity!

Vicki Lines
Researcher
The One Show
0208 7526757

Traveller in Time Researcher for the Guide
"Thanks for the invite . . .

will try to find Radio 1 on the WEB before then "

BUT I LIVE IN THE US, AND THAT'S THE DAY BEFORE HALO 3 COMES OUT!

Ni!

That's about par for the course of this thread.

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!
I have the distinction of actually having 2 sheds! Not that I go about calling my self Ken "Two Sheds" Howe, cause nobody gets it, but I could if I wanted to and would be perfectly correct in doing so.
I'll have spam, bacon, beans and toast, sausage, spam, homefries, spam, a bit of muffin and jam, a giant waffle and filtered coffee, 'cause I'm an American despite saying things like
"properly", "about" ans "ta' which just really makes me an eccenric American (tm).

Well is one of the sheds used as a composing room?

Not really.
Altough if you follow my mispelled name on the h2g2 sattelite photo thing (I have no idea how to link things on this site, apart from saying "and now for something completely different...)you can actually SEE both sheds (from very far away).
And now for something completely different, a post from another h2g2 person, with a tape recorder up thier nose-maybe.

Any jokes from series 2,3, or 4?

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!

I really need to get the ability to add people in...

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!