h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*strolls into an empty cabin that is very small* Hmmm this should do nicely. *pulls out staff and blows out a few holes in the wall* *puts some windows in* *expands the room to great size but from the outside it looks the same size so its not taking up any room* *puts in a desk for his writing, a reclining chair, a big big kitchen, a giant master bedroom, a giant guest bedroom, and in the mb he puts in a king size bed, and a king size bed in the guest bedroom, in the living room he puts in a couch and a love seat and a t.v. with every game consule and every game for every game cosule, in his office (room with desk) he puts in a computer with everything for computers and every game* Wow it looks good. Now all I need is a few things more *builds three droids, one is a r2d2 type model, and two are cyborg relations models* Now for the main part! *builds a room with a thick steel dor with a triple lock security system* There all done. It looks wonderful. *sits on couch and plays splinter cell*

*walks in and pulls out his report book*
Your'e on report Gangorlas, I'm putting you down for messing with the laws of physics.
Now, can I play a little?

Sure you can play as long as you want! Just don't play while I am sleeping because I ain't pretty if I am awakened by the sounds of gun shots *s at the terrified look on Rimmers face* I'm just messing with ya man. *throws controller to Rimmer and then sits in reclining chair with it reclined* Have fun.

*wonders in*

I like what you've done with the place...

*stops playing time splitters 2 when he sees ee walk in* I know pretty nice, eh? What do you think I should do with the colour? *looks around the room* I like blue but yeah I don't know. What do you suggest? I'm open for suggestions.

*goes through CD collection*
What, no cristian rock?

*glares at Rimmer*

He has tase.....

I like blue...What about a metallic-y blue with chrome boarders<?> Very space age. Tres la mode

*points to the far wall covered in CDs* thats them over there! christian rock and rap all on that wall.

hmmm I like that Idea. I got everything from classical to punk. *puts mettalicy blue paint up with chrome borders* the paint will change to a purple to blue range when you look at it at an angle and with different light brightness.

tres bien!

*starts leafing through the CD collection*

Thank you (i have no clue what you said but sounds like a good thing lol) *goes back to playing time splitters 2*

tres la mode = very fashionable

tres bien = very good

You'll have to excuse my french It's my glam tendancies

What other games are there around here<?>

D'ya have Mafia?

No wonder I didn't know what you meant! I thought it was German! I got every game in the world! You name it I got it.

Yuppers

*roots through the game pile for any Mario games*

Great, my fav game!

Okay *hands rimmer mafia* And Here ya go EE *hands EE all mario games (some from Nintendo 64, Super NES, Gameboy, Gameboy colour, Nintendo Gamecube, and Gameboy Advance)* All set? *sets up eight more T.V.s*

*gets all nostalgic at seeing a Super nintendo*

I remember when I had one of these.....

I dont play console much.