A Conversation for Talking Point: Stuck in a Hole?
If I were stuck in a hole
Bugsy Started conversation Apr 24, 2003
I would like a bloody big ladder.!
If I were stuck in a hole
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 24, 2003
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Would a beanstalk do? 
Fee, fie, fo, fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman!
Now, as to the blood that's on the ladder,
do you have preferences as to species?
Should it be human blood? Sheep's blood?
Turnip blood? (No, wait, scratch that last
one. You can't get blood from a turnip 
).
If I were stuck in a hole
Beware of the Leopard Posted Apr 24, 2003
Stuck in a hole? Must've been quite a big one. I wonder who goes around digging large holes for people to fall in. Must be endlessly boring. But the rewards of watching someone tumble in would be quite satisfiying.
If I were to end up at the bottom of a very strange hole, I'd probabaly like to have my towel with me.
If I were stuck in a hole
Nonentity Posted Apr 24, 2003
If a ladder were out of the question, then I would like a large quantity of toilet rolls and a copy of the Sunday Times...
...in case they run out!
If I were stuck in a hole
AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Apr 26, 2003
Why not have a lift (elevator) installed? Then you don't even need to climb 
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