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Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese Posted Nov 26, 1999
i've often wondered what would happen if you walked in to an american Mc Donalds and asked for a burger in a bap, some chips and a cup of lemonade. Would they look confused? Call the manager? or simply calmly hand over the order then ask 'do you wan't fries with that?'
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Paul the Brake Posted Nov 26, 1999
You should have added that thay are female scouts that are under the age of 11, the older female scouts are called Girl Guides. Akin to the young boy scouts being called Cubs. Dib dib dib dob dob dob
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 29, 1999
"A-ke-la, we-are-fee-ling-sick!"
"Cubs! Vomit blood!"
"We-will-vom-it-blood!"
etc..
Fergal Sharkey.
(No wait that's not food, erm [panic sets in] erm....argh...ah...lard).
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 30, 1999
spam isn't food!
Pickled monkey's brains
3
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 30, 1999
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, chips, egg and spam.
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RSBohn Posted Nov 30, 1999
Borshcht
(It's a four letter word)
RSBohn/U37566 *Randy 2000!
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Paul the Brake Posted Nov 30, 1999
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, chips, egg and spam. and more spam please. I was down the lav the other day. 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 30, 1999
Haggis, Neeps, Tatties, Bannocks, Cullen Skink, Finnan Haddies, Stovies and Skirlie (not all on the same plate)
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 1, 1999
794 Coco Pops (all on different plates)
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MadMunk?¿ Posted Dec 1, 1999
795 cornflakes, all in different towns. (I can see where this is leading already.... 
)
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 1, 1999
Blah, blah.... 796....blah, blah....Fruit 'n' Fibre...blah, blah....different planets...blah, blah.........
ermmmmmmm.....................................
Doughnuts (note spelling)
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 2, 1999
Interesting suggestion there, Pauline - perhaps a festive alternative to...
Roast turkey.
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Anonymouse Posted Dec 2, 1999
This thread is taking longer to load than baking the dern cake... _From_Scratch_!! Sooooo.....
Bacon, lettuce, tomato and ...
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=11127&thread=30280
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Small fish Posted Mar 18, 2000
(Teeheehee- evil laugh as I decide to play my joker): Custard!
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Mar 18, 2000
Fran we've moved (see above), but since you say....
Cake! I win
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