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Why does no-one like me?
The_RAVEN Posted Sep 5, 2000
oh and one more thing
WE WONT EVER STOP
WE WONT EVER QUIT
COS WE ARE METALLICA!!!!!! (not really)
WHIPLASH!!!!!
Why does no-one like me?
The_RAVEN Posted Sep 6, 2000
yeah a while ago i posted a perfect band entry which had one nostalgic beatles fan reply to it.
since then ive changed. it now goes.
james hetfield - rhythm guitar / vocals
edward van halen - lead guitar
cliff burton - bass (jason newsted if only the living count)
joey (slipknot) - drums
Why does no-one like me?
Ming Mang Posted Sep 9, 2000
Damn you tall people! You are all so abnormal! But then I can't really go round calling people abnormal...
OK! We WILL sing W-Craft songs at them!
Errr... shall we do Here's to the Feet? I always liked that one...
¦M¦
Why does no-one like me?
The_RAVEN Posted Sep 9, 2000
lay beside me, this wont hurt i swear
she loves me not, she loves me still
but she'll never love again
she lay beside me, but she'll be there when im gone
black heart scarring darker still
she'll be there when im gone
!!extensive drug abuse!!
the_raven
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Ming Mang Posted Sep 12, 2000
*has been stepped on, so decides she won't stand for it and leaves the conversation*
Goodbye all!
¦M¦
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 12, 2000
don't leave ming, i'm afraid in here alone with these two. I think i find the greeting 'hello girlie' extremely offensive, i would've said so the other day only i was too busy laughing at your lack of beard (don't believe a word he says)
Here's to the feet that walk along the plank
Yoho and the dead man's grottle
Here's to the corpses a bobbin in the tide
And the dead mans teeth are in a bottle
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Sep 13, 2000
I'm still here (as if that's any comfort)
3
JOTD: Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
Why does no-one like me?
The_RAVEN Posted Sep 13, 2000
look honey, (i mean jenny)
its not "hello girlie" its "hey there girlie" and i say it to everyone. except ell, my trusted friend and dealer. and anyone else of the male gender.
pleaaaaase dont take offense, girlie.
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 13, 2000
i appollogise *mutters under breath in an angry fashion*
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The_RAVEN Posted Sep 14, 2000
now i lay me down to sleep
pray the lord my soul to keep
if i die before i wake
pray the lord my soul to take
hush, little baby, dont say a word
and never mind that noise you heard
its just THE_RAVEN under your bead
in your closet, in your head
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Sep 14, 2000
when do u wan't those words to apply to u
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