h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sugar sandwich

Seriously. I've seen someone eating one.

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JOTD: I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!!!

Sugar sand.

Sand paper

Paper-wrapped chicken

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JOTD: Paperclips are the larval stage of coat-hangers

Chicks in shells.

I think they're called eggs

I like cake, tea and all sorts of things I like tea brakes with cake but there is never enough ... why is this????? Norma don't know niether... i had a hampster and its name was ice cream ... and peanut butter tastes of peanuts but tea never tastes the same way twice

Eggs, eggs - yes, I think you're right.
Duck-Billed Platypus.


Researcher 127812:- I think you need to read the rules to this game... I forget where they are or what they are, but someone around here ought to know what we're doing...
And I'm afraid I really don't know anything about the tastes of tea to those who like it - I am one of those who hate it...

¦M¦

just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water....
yup everyone its me, resident guitar legend, tsunami.
so then, the cake arena still thrives. how bout this one :

chicken

LOTD (lyric of the day) : you will pay dying a thousand deaths
(metallica - seek and destroy)

Kangaroo sausages

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JOTD: Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating?

Mornington Crescent

I win, a ha ha ha ha ha..

PS, if you do not understand why I win, ask some one who is over 40 and listens to Radio 4 in the UK

Mornington Crescent

I win, a ha ha ha ha ha..

PS, if you do not understand why I win, ask some one who is over 40 and listens to Radio 4 in the UK

Er, sorry, he's not around at the moment - gone out in the Volvo... Could you explain here for everyone who has no idea what you're going on about and no immediate contact with someone over 40 who listens to Radio 4 about this 'Mornington Crescent' and why it is actually cake...? Please?

im [Personal details removed by Moderator]and i hate all radio and everything else but....

its like the radio listeners (origional) version of cake except instead of reaching cake they reach mornington crescent. how THATS played ive no idea. maybe you need a road map of london or some s**t like that.

That explains the fascination with guitars, then... Most of my male 15-year-old friends are into minidiscs and recording at the moment...

Oh, right, OK. How do you get from Kangeroo Sausages to Mornington Crescent? And anyhow, Mornington Crescent ~isn't~ cake, so this game hasn't been won. So I'm going to pick it up from Mornington Crescent and carry right on...

The Turkish Flag.

(leaving this right open for someone...)

So, how did I get from Kangeroo Sausages to Mornington Crescent?

Well, the 1976 convention on Mornington Crescent passed the follwoing clause (Page 48, paragraph 3, sub-section iii):

A player may move DIRECTLY to Mornington Crescent from ANY station if NONE of the previous 5 (five) stops were on EITHER the Jubilee Line (JL) OR the Circular Line (CL), IF, and only if, the previous player did not mention a station with a Postcode (ZIP) that does not contain ANY even numbers.

As 'Kangeroo Sausages' has no postcode, I played Mornington Crescent in the desperate hope that we were using the full set of rules from 76.

If we are not then will say:

Kebab flavour condoms (well its Turkish, innit!)

Oh. *nods vigourously and pretends to understand*

Carbon flavour onions.

Hang on - we're playing Cake, not Mornington Crescent - and you can't do a game-switch manouveur unless it's a month with no 'R' in it.

Onion flavoured carbon

Pickled Dummies.

Pickling for Dummies (the cookbook)