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Jenny and Fred the cheese Started conversation Jun 5, 1999
once upon a time there was a small cheese called fred. He went out on the town with his cheesy pals and met a young and atractive fur cone named gretle. 'hello' said fred 'i'm fred and this is my towel' unfortunatly gretle was more atracted to freds towel than she was to him. So fred killed himself. The end
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 7, 1999
A tragic, tragic tale - I'm very upset. I think I might cry for a week... 
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Jul 31, 1999
I'm sorry i should have replied to that, i didn't realise, i hope you've got over the sadness of my tale now, sorry 
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 24, 1999
It's true, I have. I learnt a very important message:
There's plenty more cheese in the mousetrap. 
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Aug 28, 1999
not with the mice i've seen, genuinly i prefer to aquire my cheese from a handy fridge or, failing that, the nearest shop
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 26, 1999
Have you met Wallace from Wallace & Gromit?? He recommends Wensleydale. Personally I buy cheap cheddar.
(Very dull comment - sorry. I must be suffering from lack of originality.)
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Sep 26, 1999
I like port salut best, wallace doesn't really like wensledale, he's under an advertising contract
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 26, 1999
Is a fur cone like a mouldy fir cone? Perhaps it previously had an affair with a blue stilton?
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 27, 1999
I'm afraid I don't know. I only buy "Safeway Mild Cheddar" because it's the cheapest.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Sep 29, 1999
You probably weren't asking me, but what the hey...
Traditional Orkney Smoked Cheddar!
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Bluebottle Posted Oct 4, 1999
What exactly are you refering to there? And what cheese do you recommend?
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Jenny and Fred the cheese Posted Oct 6, 1999
Port salut is nice, so is bre, fred is nice but i can't eat him
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 8, 1999
But Fred is the dead starfish who lives on my wall....
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- 1: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Jun 5, 1999)
- 2: Bluebottle (Jun 7, 1999)
- 3: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Jul 31, 1999)
- 4: Bluebottle (Aug 24, 1999)
- 5: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Aug 28, 1999)
- 6: Bluebottle (Sep 26, 1999)
- 7: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Sep 26, 1999)
- 8: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 26, 1999)
- 9: Bluebottle (Sep 27, 1999)
- 10: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Sep 29, 1999)
- 11: Bluebottle (Sep 29, 1999)
- 12: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Sep 29, 1999)
- 13: Bluebottle (Sep 29, 1999)
- 14: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Sep 30, 1999)
- 15: Bluebottle (Oct 4, 1999)
- 16: The Fish (Oct 6, 1999)
- 17: Jenny and Fred the cheese (Oct 6, 1999)
- 18: Bluebottle (Oct 6, 1999)
- 19: Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor (Nov 8, 1999)
- 20: Bluebottle (Nov 8, 1999)
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