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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 8, 1999
There are too many Freds. All of them except mine have to go.
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 1999
Oh.. 
Just when I was looking forward to going and deciding what to pack...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 9, 1999
Surely by definition a "Dead" starfish doesn't "Live" anywhere...? 
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 1999
Hmm, probably not.
By the way, if you are interested in cheese, go to Roasted Amoebas page on http://www.h2g2.com/U94902
He has a very relevant Cheese theory.
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 10, 1999
Sorry, but I can barely afford the fare for the Freds myself.
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 12, 1999
Roasted Amoeba has risen from the wet and slimy rock on which he was counting ducks... and would now like to air his opinions on cheese. Okay... er... third person is too difficult, I'm going to switch to first person...
I eat edam myself. One can get some very interesting chemical effects by mixing edam and cod; one time I accidentally synthesised a golf ball by doing that.
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 13, 1999
Impressive. But hardly surprising given the special nature of edam. Arter all, it's the one cheese that's made backwards.
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 15, 1999
Well, raddehc sdrawckab isn't so special, now is it?
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 20, 1999
There are too many Freds in the world - unless Fred is in two places at once - in one place he is a cheese, in the other he is a starfish.
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 21, 1999
There are also too many Mikes in the world. I just met my fifth Mike of the semester. This is getting scary.
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 21, 1999
Back at High School, there were 6 Matthew's in our Maths class of 20. The register went "Lisa...., Matt, Charlie, Matt, Matt, Matt, Hannah.., Matt, Matt"
It got very confusing as you had to remember which one you were, and count the number of Matt's said.
In our History class, there were 2 Joanne Harris's - neither of which had middle names, both with brown hair. So one was called "Joanne Harris Blue" and the other "Joanne Harris Green" because of their eyes.
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 22, 1999
What, may I ask, does this conversation have to do with cheese? I'm just curious, that's all.
There can only be one Fred... so who is the REAL Fred and who is the fake?
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