h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm a Christian Scientist - I dissect archbishops!

Thanks for the oh-so entertianing quote, Luthiena--I'll add you to our coveted list! And don't forget to add the badge to your site, the code is one page back in the backlog!!

DZ

Ok

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." Groucho Marx

'he is one of those fellows who, if you give them a thingummy, take a what-d'you-call-it.' - wodehouse

there, am i in?

Hi all! Here's my random quote:

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
--Henry Kissinger

Am I in?

A quote, then:
TEAMWORK: What happens when the separate agendas of two or more people accidentally coincide.

oblonmaculatus, April 14 2004

OK, I'll join. But Only if I can wear this hat.

*Put's on a hat.*

"Thrash him to within an inch of his life and burn him the rest of the way." - Vorbis

my turn, my turn!!

"If i may dust off an old chestnut: Aye carumba! Ay carumba, indeed.

Bart Simpson/season 14.


Tarast

"Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong" - Oscar Wilde

There, requirements fulfilled?

Yay! I love quotes!

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

u can lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be"lead" !!

...>>>Stan Laurel

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to have fun.' - Ben Franklin

Addendum:

'Budweiser is proof that urine can be manufactured.' - Stu Pidarso

*phew* quite the flood of new members! *ahem*

Lizzbett, Bertie Wooster, Sato the Enlightened, Oblongomacultus, GodBen, Jimi X, Tarast, Northern Rebellion, Crazyowl, WILD BIRIYANI, and Foolish Mortal. You are ALL added to the list!! THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!!!!

Darth Zaphod

hmmmm. a rather nice quote I've come upon recently is:"coming soon, lima bean"-I can't remember.

oh, and you can't forget: "This is a story about an ordinary teddy bear. When he was made they found something wrong with him and threw him away, like a piece of rubbish, into an old dark store room. Then from outer space a spotty man brought him to life with his cosmic dust. He took him to a magic cloud where Mother Nature gave him special powers. That bear became... SuperTed!"-the guy who wrote the intro to superted. Superted is some random Welsh 80s cartoon, by the way....

Another favorite quote of mine would have to be:
"'She turned me into a newt!'
'A NEWT??'
'...I got better....'"-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
hehe.

thanks, cloudy. I'll slap ya on the members list right now!

Darth Z.

"Perhaps the universe is suspended on the tooth of some monster and we are but specks of plaque on its back molars." -Douglas, Future Eden, Colin Thompson

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. - His reply

Rough and tough and won't take no sh*t of nobody. - John Wayne brand toilet paper.

Couldn't resist.

me to Boss:- What did your last servant die of?


Boss to me:- Disobedience!!