h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Time is like a river. Wet and full of fish.

oblonoacultus April 15 2004

"You're your own worst enemy."
"That's good. I wouldn't want it to be someone I didn't know."

oblongomacultus 15 April 2003

Churchill is an inspiration to us all.

My favourite was his reply to Bessie Braddock:

"Winston, you're drunk!"

"Bessie, you're ugly, but tomorrow morning, I shall be sober."

A close second is

"If I saw that on a girl, I'd say she was pregnant!"

"Madam, it has been, and she is."

Hurrah! I'm a member of something at last! Do I get a badge?


Here's a bit more Winston Churchill for you;

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”

PRINCE PHILLP HAD SEX WITH GIRAFFE - I held ladder, claims equerry

Newspaper headline

One more for (from) Churchill, if it hasn't yet been mentioned:

"You can trust the Americans to do the right thing. Eventually."

"Im can't, I dont have legs." - Jim Morrison

OMG!!! I remember SuperTed!! Well, I think I do... I don't know how... Maye it was on re-runs when I was little...

This is a quote from school, my first Young Writers lesson:

(Ms K has just asked Erin what sort of poetry she likes to write)

"Um, like, dark and quite depressing" -Erin
"Oh, deep and meaningful" -Ms K

Me and my friend were laughing our heads off but trying to not let Ms K see... I don't think it comes across as nearly as funny on the net though...

"Live Free of Don't" - Inscribed on the Presidential Palace on Neutropilous

“Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

"I have no strong opinions on that, one way or the other."

Yay, a place where randomness is rewarded!

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr.Seuss

Hey that last one is our senior class motto!!
Chauncey

“Don’t let school interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain

yes it is our class motto
Thanks, chihuahua. I'll add you asap!

DZ

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

"it's easy to quit smoking i've done it hundreds of times"samuel clemens

"I have very strong opinions, but i sometimes don't agree with them" - George "Dubya" Bush, Our briliant president (Im American)

Thank you, randomizer and turjid. I'll add you immediately!

DZ

If voting ever changed anything, it would be abolished. - Ken Livingstone.