h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Life is like a hot bath. Once you're in you don't want to get out and if you stay in too long you get wrinkly.

"I used to be a better parent before I had children"

can't remember who said it though!

People who live in glass houses shouldn't.

H2G2 is like a box of biscuits; The deeper you get, the more you want.

'All these words I don't just say,
And nothing else matters.'- Metallica

GO METALLICA!!

Alright! Joe Fish, and Uncle Bob--you've been added to the list! I'm afraid you'll have to search the backlog for the code for the badge--its not too far back--as I'm at work and don't have the time to post it Thanks!!

DZ

I think therefore I am heavier than water.
Rene Descartes

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

sign outside Cambridge wine merchant.

"I would have been here earlier but I was thinking up that Ham and Rhye line"

-The long Kiss Goodnight

"it's times like these I wish I had listened to what my mother told me"
"why, what did she say?"
"I don't know, I was'nt listening"- Ford Prefect

"it's times like these I wish I had listened to what my mother told me"
"why, what did she say?"
"I don't know, I was'nt listening"- Ford Prefect

Surely it was Arthur dent who said that?

(Nit-picking I know.)

Ya got me, thats what I get for combining late night guide sessions and creative amatuer mixology experiments. It is just such a great line that when delivered with proper aplomb, it is so cool that Ford should have been the one to say it, Arthur just is'nt that cool under pressure.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby


Speaking of advice........is there anyone who can give me some plain, straitforward, easy enough to understand even for me, instructions on how to get the badge for this guild onto my Personal Space

Is your space in GuideML or Plain text?

It looks plain text, but it could just be very basic GuideML...

To be able to have the badge on your space you need your space to be in GuideML.

Plain Text

I tried reading the bit explaining the GuideML stuff and got far too confused for my own good.

I'm a bit of a novice when it comes to stuff like that!

Right, go here and I"ll help you:

F97471?thread=421148

Two of my favourite quotes are:

2There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action."
Goethe.

"When you have them by the short asnd curlies, their hearts and minds will quickly follow"
A former work colleague (unless he was quoting someone else!)

Big AL