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You can call me TC Posted Jan 16, 2003
"How can you rule a country that has 246 different kinds of cheese"
Charles de Gaulle - quoted freely - I can't remember exactly how many kinds of cheese he said.
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creachy Posted Jan 16, 2003
*only the prosperous can judge what is sane, only the insane have strength enough to prosper.*
i was told this at school and being quite a stonehead i can't remember who said it but i won't forget it!
creachy
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JustAnotherNumber\Lord High Praetor of Thingite-ica\Sub Posted Jan 16, 2003
Another good quote:
The ability to see things for what they truly are is often called cynicism by those who haven't got it.
I think it is P.J. O'Rouke, but I'm not certain.
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em's Posted Jan 17, 2003
If a man hasn't discovered something he would die for, he isn't fit to live......
Dr. Martin Luther King,Jr
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 17, 2003
My favourite P.J. O'Rourke-
(Reporters are said to be distracting from the businees of government. I hope so.)
*Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating you baby.*
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AcidFalcon Posted Jan 17, 2003
"I love deadlines, I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams
"I believe everybody should have the right to own guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have the weapons of their choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of you goobers with anything more dangerous than string." - Scott Adams (No relation, or at least I don't think so.)
"Sex is like basic math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and then we multiply!" - Unknown
A few quotes by me:
"You know what they say about toasters? Do not use in bathtub."
"Who is Tony, and why does he have an award named after him?"
"I once tried to read a dictionary from start th finish, but I never got past aardvark."
"Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a week, so how could God have built the Earth in six days? He must have been one hell of an architect."
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Karmageddon Posted Jan 17, 2003
One for a Friday:
If I had all the money I've spent on drink.....pah!... I'd spend it on drink.
Sir Henry Rawlinson - "Sir Henry at Rawlinson End" by Vivian Stanshal
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Random person Posted Jan 17, 2003
Don't know who said it, but:
"I've been told I'm ignorant and apathetic. Now I don't know what that means, and frankly, I don't care."
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jan 17, 2003
Karmageddon,
Maybe I should start a fan club for Sir Henry, I've never met anyone in the last 25 years that's been into these stories and in the last couple of months I've run across at least half a dozen.
I used to listen to John Peel in the late seventies and he used to play some of the sketches - I wonder if it could be serialised and put on TV?
"Do you mind if I smoke?"
"Not if you don't mind my wife throwing up"
Bassman
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jan 17, 2003
My prefered version;
Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?'
Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.'
Math
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Dick chester Posted Jan 17, 2003
"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than an hour.Thats relativity." Albert Einstein.
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jan 17, 2003
"Half the lies our opponents tell about us are untrue."
"We should silence anyone who opposes the right to freedom of speech."
Sir Boyle Roche
For more take a look at A673607, and I would also recomend A224434
Math
"PS If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried; therefore I beg you to write and let me know."
Sir Boyle Roche
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Mund Posted Jan 17, 2003
I may have said this a couple of years ago when I was here last, but...
Life is a potato behind a rock in the desert.
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Mund Posted Jan 17, 2003
More important, from Joseph Heller's Good as Gold, when a spokesman is asked for a position statement, he says
I don't know
We need more of that.
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Math - Playing Devil's Advocate Posted Jan 17, 2003
That sort of thing only happens in fiction...
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