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Ged42 Posted Jan 19, 2003
"I am an employee of the Big Brother Corporation, or as you know it, the BBC" Harry Seacombe in the Goon Show episode 1985 (spoof of 1984)
"The weather was so horrible it didn't even deserve the word, so Dirk called it Stanley instead." Douglas Adams in the Salmon of Doubt
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kirriea Posted Jan 19, 2003
and my latest fridge magnet says; housework is evil it must be stopped
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 19, 2003
I have a magnet which has a picture of Sinatra and the motto "This is Frankie's world, we just live in it."
Very campy
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Saturnine Posted Jan 19, 2003
I have some great slogans on my t-shirt...
"I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone"
and
"If God had wanted me to do normal things, he would have made me like normal people"
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 19, 2003
My favourite T slogan is:
"My Grandad went to China and all I got was this lousy T shirt made by a sweatshop worker."
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Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird Posted Jan 19, 2003
There's an absolutely classic quote at the start of "Carry on Cleo" where Julius Caesar is perched on his throne in a rather grand looking scene and comes out with the most unexpected phrase imaginable. The whole image is shattered when he camply exclaims:
"Ooh I say! I do feel queer!"
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kirriea Posted Jan 19, 2003
my favorite t shirt says do i look like a f***ing people person? i love it. its just sooo me
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Crunchy Frog Posted Jan 20, 2003
I like the one
"You're a naughty boy/girl
go to my room" 
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mallory_knox Posted Jan 20, 2003
hi
"i have no favorites in this class... i hate u all equally!" my teachter the other day!!!
"i dont know what it is,but it sounds wierd and p***ed off!" from the film "the thing" by john carpenter
"who's chopper is this honey?" fabienne
"its Zeds" butch
"who is Zed?" fabienne
"Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead..." butch
from pulp fiction by quentin tarantino
"we're gonna need a bigger boat!" chief brody- Jaws
"hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy!" the life of brian
"i took a speed reading class and read war and peace in twenty miutes. it was about russia." woody allen
"hurry please! the world is about to end and i have alot to do!" anon
m knox 
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Griffon Posted Jan 20, 2003
1. Any technology that is in the world when you are born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
2. Any technology that’s invented between when you are fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
3. Any technology invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.
-Douglas Adams : Salmon of Doubt
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Griffon Posted Jan 20, 2003
To quote Saturnine "I really hate people that quote themselves. It is the ultimate arrogance."
Reminded me of this quote by Shaw, "I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation."
So I guess you are right.
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Ged42 Posted Jan 20, 2003
I once saw a T Shirt that had a computer screen on it with the words:
"We are Microsoft.
You will be assimilated.
resistance is futile."
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Wampus Posted Jan 20, 2003
During the whole Microsoft anti-trust thing, I saw a political cartoon with a guy sitting in front of a computer. On the screen was the following:
"Our beloved leader, Mr. Gates, is in trouble.
Leave your computer.
Go to the desert.
Await the mothership."
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