h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

in my aimless wanderings upon the web i stumbled upon a web site called 'Lady B's Dream Dissection' on a site called www.notbbc.co.uk or something like that.

the aim of the 'Dream Dissection' part is to give a completely unprofessional but well informed analysis of your dreams. Lady B manages to this in a particularly sartorical way, which makes me laugh.

so i have decided to do it on here. i have checked hootoo and it appears to have been attempted before but fell on its face due to over seriousness. so i will use my journal as a pilot scheme for 3 weeks. if it proofs successful i waill create an entry for it

so, leave your dream below and i will get back to you

Ok, fair enough.

Prepare to be scared.
I'm in a walled in playground at school and there are a herd of angry kids chasing me around and around. Then a person I fancy comes and saves me - he pushes me onto the roof and then the kids chase him instead... and then I save him and he hugs me and then I wake up. I've had "proper" dream analysis on this - i'd like to see your take

*rubs hands in glee.*

ahhh a challenge. just sit ere on zee couch and i vill see vot i can do for you.

"I'm in a walled in playground" was this a playground you have been to before? did you feel comfortable there? i doubt the latter as walled in suggests 'trapped'. being trapped in a playground suggests you are trapped in a social way in waking life. the playground is the first experience most of us have of social interraction that we remember.
the angry kids represent your feeling of unconformity. you feel you do not belong and that you are being treated differently because of this. or maybe you are aware that in some way your actions may have angered someone? which would mean you should apologise you naughty girl
the guy you fancy, representing your knight in shining armour. the fact that the situation got reversed and you ended up saving him would suggest you have a dominant personality. you like to get things your way! perhaps you annoyed a friend or group of friends in your pursual of this fancy in waking life, hence the group of angry kids. and the hug at the end seals your victory.

of course you could just have been smoking silly stuff before you went to bed====~~

THE strangest dream I had was this night, I had two dreams on how to make my Internet connection work, when I got up I tried both of them.
It didn't work. But two pink cables were in both dreams.

Rimmer - i am afraid you are just obsessed and need to get out more!!

HEY! Thats not nice to say.

But I think it's probably true.
Mind you, I very rarely dream about connection cables and such.
First time this was I think.

I had been to the playground before - in fact the year I stopped (wasn't allowed anymore, too old) was when I started fancying this guy... and I met him there... and also I felt safe there....

But anyway all very good

I once dreamed I was A telepath and the Psi Corps were after me (yes I AM a B5 fan), the cornered me and strapped me down and started to interrogating me and threatened to get the Psi Cops. I was in hospital at the time will this have any bearing on the outcome Doctor and there is an ending to this which I will tell you after the analysis

Reefgirl - psi corps are the baddies, 'sleepers or prison'. they repress those who do not submit to their way. do you not like hospital?

or is it that the men in long white jackets and the nurses all in uniform have reminded you of the conformity that surrounds psi-corps. again this relates to the fear of hospitals.

you don't like being examined. not at all. even this analysis has you squirming in your seat

the psi cops are the actual ones who get in your mind and learn your dark secrets and true self. you have something you don't want anyone to discover, or perhaps your subconscious is trying to hide something from you!

come on then, whats the ending.

Very Spooky, that's me to a 'T'.

Ok the end of the story is I'm a diabetic and I had a hypo attack in hospital, while I was dreaming of being held down by the Psi Cops I really WAS being held down by the nurses while the doc gave me glucose, At the time I was screaming 'no no don't let the Psi Cops get me', I had also been reading a B5 book, it could have been a manifestation of the book the docs and the hypo

oooh, scary stuff. your explanation is most likely the trigger.

but that means for those few moments you were inside the B5 galaxy......i'm jealous.

wow!

That's quite good creach -

why thank you very much. i do but try

pretty dam good try mate

i learnt off a master......me.

i have really vivid dreams, every night, so i kinda learnt to see what they could possibly mean.

Well they must mean something - theyre connected somehow to our consicousness (which i cant spell) so it must mean something!

I find dreams a triggered by the days events, something you've read (see above), seen on TV, done during the day, I dreamed that I was staying the night with my ex hubby and his girlfriend after I'd had a phone call during the day (don't interpet it Creachy please), I find it's usually the intense ones that are caused by the days events you know thw ones where you wake up sweating and thinking 'thank god it's only a dream'

yeah, i think i will leave that one alone too Reefgirl

it is true that most dreams are to do with your waking life, that is for sure. but the ones that come straight from the subconscious are the ones we need to listen to.

The one where you dream of the Virgin Mary and you go off to become a Nun