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*officials run towards thurstom*

*follows thurston down and stabs several official in the back*

*hears the sound of a jeep coming down the road towards them*

quick! they must have phoned......

*fires off a few more shots before running*

*while running* Where now? That barrier was the only way through

Is there any weak places in the fence?

If there isnt we could try my old tunnel, but I expect it has collapsed by now...

*walking again*

Old tunnel? Tell me more...

beneath the old rifle factory, in the celler, 3rd paving slab to the left of the north door....

I built it when I worked there to get out quickly if they discovered I was stealing the rifles... It wasnt that strong when I built it, and it has probably collapsed by now, but we can use it as a last resort.

Don't you have any ways to get out in an emergency?

sorry I'm late, forgot to put alarm on.


I've spent many moons lost in outer/inner hootooland, on a search. Someone, in my early days of being a Sporkite, a lady I think, had a Sporkite badge on her p/space. I've never been able to re-find it. Therefore there is a Sporkite badge lost! that needs reclaiming, to rally the Sporkites back to power

Plus :- The H2G2 Fools Guild, now official


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cough cough...blows dust off spork..the thingite cat has come out of retirement as requested...just for you Atari

good grief, just co's its christmas, where's the Sporkite support gone ??