h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd only been looking at you like that for an hour!

oh all right then - *removes net*

Yeah, but if you look I had been in the net for a whole day almost...

Ah, thank you. *gets up and delivers a vicious left hook to Kess, who falls over*

Much better!

*comes around*

ah, ok, fair enough....

*mutters* still hurt though...

...just had to do it...

*goes and stands in a corner*

But wait, this is a CIRCULAR ROOM!!!

thats ok, the swelling has gone down now and the colours add... er... colour to my face.

*gasps dramatically*

Yay for purple faces

And look, there is NO D...oh wait, there it is

*leaves through door into an RPG fantasy world* Fancy an RPG?

*hasnt played one for years...* ok, ooo, whats it about?

*hasn't played one for years either* Well, let's decide a few things; ancient, futuristic or present day? (or anywhere in-between)

mmm, I thnk that futuristic would be good, then If we are in doubt we can use something that they have invented after now.

Near future? With corporate America running the earth, enviormental disaster immenent and individual freedoms suppresed?

sounds scary!

So we do that then? Maybe we could be fugitives on the run, or corporate members plotting a revolution from within, or one each, or something else? What do you think?

they sound good, one each would be cool, maybe the fugative could be a member of the revolution group thing that got caught? they could be in one of the biggest businesses that the government relies on.

Cool, I suppose by this stage the bussineses *are* the government

So which ones shall we go?

yes, but there is still a front guy - to talk to the public etc - like a president or the prime minister.

"which ones shall we go" go? not which ones shall we be?

Elected from the businesses, by the businesses and for the businesses!!!

Oh, pardon my Scottish slang...

Well which ones then?

to make more profit to "cycle back to the people"



well, I'd like to be the fugative you would be a better business type person, you know more about that kind of thing than I do. If you dont mind of course....

Okay, we'll shift into RPG mode whenever you're ready. Just say the word and everythin else will be in

One more question though, where do we start, and are we in the same place?

ooc?

hmm, I'm not sure... maybe we have just met up at a secret meeting of this organisation? If you have a better idea say, this is not very good.

Out Of Context

This is very good, I'm not sure if it's an organisation as such, just a few people, thought is supressed in the state,kind of like in 1984 (have you read it?) Again, your thoughts, and begin when you're ready