h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The room, like all the others, is rather dimly lit, but is very clean in comparison to the rest of the rooms. A stolen medbot sits, waiting. Others are servicing the area, and all are fully capable of anything up to open bypass surgery.*

*Craxus comes stumbling in after giving his breastplate and cloak to the engineers. Craxus walks over and lays down on the med bed in the center and takes a little nap as the med bots work there magic in taking out every single bullet and healing up the wound.*

*Walks in*

I thought I'd better get checked up. I don't have any doubts in Jade's elfish healing magic, but it never hurts to be safe.

That was a definate burn...

*Craxus wakes up from being sedidated from the med bot. Craxus checks his body to make sure it did a good job, which it had. Craxus gets up from the med table and walks out.*

The doors fly open with a bang as Rafe strides in, Sprik in tow, wheeling a gurney piled high with all sorts of... Things.

"You call this a Med Bay?!" He yells to the bots. "This is no medical facility! Now, I will add some things. You know, for when I like to practice my electroshock therapy."

*Craxus walks in and puts Euan on the medical table, Craxus also lays down on the table to the left of Euan. The med bots begin to do any scans. If there are any trackers the med bots will destroy them with a high energy beam from there laser scapal.*

*The med-bot trundles over to Euan, and begins its scan.*

*Sevral minutes go by. Then, it pipes up.*


[MedBot] Foreign agent detected in bloodstream. Instructions, query?

*Falls into his body through the great big hole in continuity that opened up a couple of days ago*

*Stands*

Just get the medbots to look me over. I'm fine now.

*Glares at arm*

Mostly.

*To machine*

Remove agent. Now!

*Jade walks in, looking a bit aprehensive of all the machinery*

Right, I'm not etnirely comfortable with all this, but if it will heal me, and get rid of any government devices, then I suppose I must... So... Do what you will, medbot...s.

*Craxus looks over at Jade.*

Don't worry about it. I've had this done once before.

Oh and I also asked Rusty, to build us a garage. Right now he stocked the place up with motorcylces, trucks, cars, and the mech is parked there.

*grins* You boys and your toys...

*raises an eyebrow* you're sure this stuff is safe then? 'cause I'm fairly sure that my kneecap has slipped out of alignment, or is torn, and I have a few bullet holes in my arms and such. Not a pleasant thing, that. If I were one to complain about this sort of thing I might whine that I'm in a lot of pain. ...but I'm too cool for that... Heh. ()

*Craxus stands up from being healed completely. He then straps on his chestplate.*

You know, this chestplate has saved me so much.

Definately safe.

Probably.

Yeah, I've thought vaugely that I might ought to get some armour, but really, it slows me down. And is in general annoying. And no one has killed me as yet. *grin* ...If that was what you were hinting at. And call me mad, but I think I might be right. ...You never /were/ very good with subtlety, Craxus...

[MedBot] Error - Non-viral microbe size agents in bloodstream. Unknown type. Cours- sfs-sfsgsg- Hello, this is Daedalus.

He's got some sort of nanotransmitters in his bloodstream. They're broadcasting a weak homing signal. This medbot cannot remove them without draining all his blood. However, the weak signal will not work if blocked by large amounts of material, but our thin walls won't work.
[Daedalus]We need to find somewhere that can remove the transmitters without killing him...

*The medbot jerks back to normal*

So Daedalus what do we need to do?