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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 13, 2003
He'll probably say: Delete is a vital key on the keyboard. Without it, you cannot do ctrl+alt+delet.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 13, 2003
If the programs didn't keep crashing you wouldn't have to do ctrl-alt-delete
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 13, 2003
But that's the point! Because the programs crash, you need to use the delete button a lot!
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 13, 2003
But if the computers were made better, the programs wouldn't crash, so you wouldn't need a delete key.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 13, 2003
But how large is the chance that a crash-proof computer+OS will be made in out lifetime?
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 13, 2003
not 
likely.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted May 13, 2003
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 13, 2003
It isn't really funny.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 13, 2003
No, it's sad really.
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 13, 2003
Really, really sad in fact.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 13, 2003
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 13, 2003
*hands over a box of tissues*
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted May 14, 2003
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Aries (ACE + Badger) Posted May 14, 2003
Don't worry, pent up emotions.
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted May 14, 2003
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 15, 2003
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted May 15, 2003
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 16, 2003
?
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His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted May 16, 2003
nothing
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 16, 2003
You sure?
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