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J Started conversation Feb 20, 2003
Entry: The Healing Powers of Windex - A973749
Author: Jodan - Mining 42 - U201497
Mainly because I thought it would be funny. Tell me what you think.
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
friendlywithteeth Posted Feb 21, 2003
Quite, quite hilarious!
May need some sort of disclaimer though... 
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
J Posted Feb 21, 2003
I thought about that, but all of the tests are true by the way. I think I will take out the bit about taste, though.
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
J Posted Feb 22, 2003
My arm is all blue from all of these tests... (really)
wonders who he's talking to
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
J Posted Feb 23, 2003
I think it's eroding my skin, what do you mean nice!? 
(But it really is)
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
J Posted Feb 25, 2003
You don't like me very much do you? I just heard that windex is not something you'd want to take a bath in. (Damn you low prices!)
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
J Posted Feb 25, 2003
No, I'm now more concerned with it seeping into his brain. It hasn't helped in a few weeks, and I've stopped putting it in his shampoo (It's a lot of effort for something I'm reasonably sure won't work)
I'll continue spraying him periodically, and see if any hair develops, though I'm afraid the hair would be all mutated and blue.
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LL Waz Posted Feb 25, 2003
"mutated and blue." - he might notice that. You've reminded me of when my brother got irritated by my father's constantly using his shampoo and made up a bottle which he passed of as being his. It had a little shampoo as a base but was mainly washing up liquid with a variety of herbs and spices, notably curry powder, added.
The only effect we detected was a certain irritability. It didn't seem to have any effect on his hair. So your theory of cleaning products seeping may be right.
Waz
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
J Posted Feb 25, 2003
He has long abandoned checking mirrors, as they depress him, but the blue hairs on his pillow may be a bit alarming.
Any advice on the article?
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
LL Waz Posted Feb 26, 2003
"Any advice on the article?" - in what sort of way, in the writing or the scientific rigour of your tests 
?
Regarding the writing, you have a straightforward style which I like.
Waz (off to 
now)
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
friendlywithteeth Posted Mar 2, 2003
'Course I like ye Jodan! 
A973749 - The Healing Powers of Windex
J Posted Mar 2, 2003
I swear I had a slightly blue tint to my arm, and it's your fault
, not really not play along
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friendlywithteeth Posted Mar 2, 2003
My fault? Why's it my fault?
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sprout Posted Mar 4, 2003
This is very funny.
When I was reading this, my colleague stuck her head round the door of the office and asked what I was laughing at. I would think it's a goer for the UG.
Sprout
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