h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was that all right?

okay, you're in. muhahaha

I thank you. What do my duties include?

..just realised i havent formally joined the darkside....

i respectfully now request acceptance into the folds of the great dark cloak....


**strokes fluffy white cat evily**

Welcome Aximili,

And to Invincible driver... "fluffy"?
Intersting, I like it, most people round here would have said "spiky", but then individuality is good.

PRC

cheers PRC

**fluffy white cat sports **

So what do my duties actually include? 'Resident Sith Lord' would be really cool. (Hint, hint)

lol. resident sith lord would be fine, aximili. I am the minister for evil deeds, and plastickrockchick here is the evil ministry scout. welcome aboard! muhahahaha!


your duties include inviting more researchers to come on over to the dark side by seducing them with offers of double chocolate brownies. You also have a duty to wreak havok and your evil ways on the threads of h2g2. you may do this by using any means you feel are neccessary to make h2g2 an altogether darker place. we respect individuality in the ministry.




*the ministry for evil deeds is a subsidiary area of "the dark side". hat not included*

ok, well, apart from 'Holder of Sinister Fluffy White Cat' are there any other dark jobs going??

yes, there is a vacancy for a 'dark chauffeur'. interestred?

!
*grabs evil 'dark chauffeur' outfit, and goes in search of black limo*

*Said black limo screeches to a halt outside*