h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in and inspects the room*

*plumps up chairs ready for the death of rats*

yay! oh well done plastickrockchick! we have a head office! do we have a receptionist? oh well, never mind. what shall be our first evil deed of the week?

*sits down on chair with , looks round contentedly, and goes mwhahahahahaha!*

May suggest oppinting an evil officer who gives out cookies to those who are evil when they do evil things or arrests evil people who do good things.

or get me to make you your own personnal office



*walks over to door and hangs "in meeting" sign on door*

yeah great idea! you can be the evil cookie officer! he he

should you oppoint a receptoinist so there is no spying?

erm, maybe we can take turns until we can get a sugn in the local jobcentre? anyway evil cookie officer how are you today? have you arrested anyone yet?
ah i hink the evil deed for today will be to star going aroung all the other threads and corrupting the minds and gaining allegiance of potential evil cookie worshippers... mwhahahah ...ah, wait, i think ill have some first (yum tea)here have some

thanks you

*sits in chair and thinks of the jobcentre* do you want me to put the advertisement in the jobcentre?

please do!

hello plastickrockchick havent seen you around for a while, hows the general evilness been going?
sorry im a bit late replying i havent benn on hootoo 4 a while, uni term ended ages ago (lots more time to think of evil deeds er, have we even got any yet?<confused) and i cant be bothered going all the way down there to use theyre computers.
oh, and i have taken the liberty of adding you to my friends list, if thats ok with you

thats fine death of rats can i add you to mine?

course you can

here is the jobcentre A10535834

ah, i get the feeling that i will be visiting it quite soon.

okey dokey

(Hmm, it's about time I did this)


May I please apply for a position in the Ministry For Evil Deeds? You have my credentials.

I await your answer...

(Melts into the shadows)

YES AXIMILI. YOU MAY JOIN USSS. BUT BEFORE YOU CAN BE FULLY ACCEPTED INTO THE SMALL (BUT GREAT) MINISTRY OF EVIL DEEDS, THERE IS THE MATTER OF YOUR SINISTER LAUGH.

MUHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ahem *coughs*.