A Conversation for The Crew on English Rose V1
Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Charityplayer Started conversation Sep 2, 2003
BRITANNIA SWIMS WITH THE PORPOISE
PORPOISE
PORPOISE
PORPOISE
BRITANNIA SWIMS WITH THE PORPOISE
AIN'T THAT RIGHT BOYS
A SHRIMP AND A PRAWN,
BOTH GET BORN,
TO LIVE A LIFE AT SEA
SHRIMPS AND PRAWNS,
LOBSTERS AND CRABS,
CRUSTACEANS
IS WOT THEY BE
THE WALRUS AND THE MANATEE,
WERE SURFING ON A WAVE
MIND THAT BEACH, SAID THE WALRUS,
IT IS A DIRTY POLLUTED
WILDLIFE
GRAVE
WHERE CAN WE LAND,
SAID THE MANATEE,
TO HAVE A BASK IN THE SUN
TO LOAF AROUND
ON THE WATERFRONT,
AND HAVE A BIT OF FUN
THERE IS NO ESCAPE, SAID THE WALRUS,
THE OIL IS EVERYWHERE,
IT GETS IN YOUR EYES,
AND UP YOUR NOSE,
AND CLOGS UP ALL YOUR HAIR
NO PART OF THE WORLD
IS OUT OF SLICKS' REACH,
FROM LANDS' END TO LAGOS,
FROM ALASKA TO COCO
CABANA
BEACH
WE ARE GOING EXTINCT,
SAID THE COD TO THE PLAICE,
THE HUMAN RACE
IS A SELFISH, GREEDY, WASTEFUL DISGRACE
WOT ABOUT US,
SAID THE PLAICE TO THE COD,
THE GRIM TRAWLER TURNS OUT,
TO BE OUR GOD
SHARKS' FIN SOUP, THEY THINK IS SUPER,
TO THE PLAICE,
SAID THE WISE OLD GIANT GROUPER
THEY ARE A VAIN AND SELFISH ROTTEN GREEDY LOT,
SAID THE SHARK TO THE LOBSTER
IN THE LOBSTER POT
EVEN THE CUTTY SARK
HAS GONE TO POT,
THEY HAVE LET ITS' INNARDS
RUST AND ROT
AND AS FOR POOR BRITANNIA,
THE FINEST EVER YACHT,
WHERE THEY DUMPED ITS' INNARDS,
THEY HAVE BLOODY WELL FORGOT
OUT OF SIGHT
OUT OF MIND
OUT OF HUMAN
STUPIDITY
OUT OF SIGHT
OUT OF MIND
DUMP IT ALL
IN THE SEA
MARITIME CRIME,
HAS REACHED A NEW PEAK,
THE PRESTIGE IS ON THE OCEAN BED,
AND AS SHIPS DO,
THE PRESTIGE WILL LEAK
THEY SUNK IT AT THE DIVERGENCE POINT,
OF THE OCEAN CURRENT SWELL,
FOR TIDE AND CURRENT,
TO CARRY THE OIL SOUTH,
TO PORTUGAL
GIBRALTAR AND MOROCCO,
AND
THE CANARY ISLANDS AS
WELL
AND THE LESSON THAT THE OCEAN CURRENTS TEACH,
SAID THE GROUPER TO THE SPRATT,
IS THAT PRESTIGE OIL WILL TURN UP,
IN THE MOUTH OF THE AMAZON,
WEARING A
SPANISH
HAT
AN EYE FOR AN EYE,
A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS,
A DROP IN THE OCEAN BLUE,
MOBY DICK SICK,
STUCK IN AN OIL SLICK,
WOTEVER WILL MOBY NOW
DO
PERHAPS ONE DAY,
SAID THE MANATEE,
WHEN THE MAN IN THE MOON LOOKS DOWN,
THAT MAN WILL SEE,
AS DO WE,
THAT THE OCEAN BLUE,
IS NOW DIRTY AND BROWN
MAN, SAID THE WALRUS,
IS ALWAYS LOOKING DOWN,
HIGH AND MIGHTY AND VAIN
THINKING THAT NATURE,
DARE NOT DROP ON MAN,
WOT MAN MIGHT CALL HARD RAIN
HARD ENOUGH
TO WASH MAN CLEAN,
AND DOWN THE NEAREST
MAN MADE
DRAIN
POSTSCRIPT AUGUST 2003
THE WIND FROM THE WEST,
DID ITs' BEST,
THE SPANISH PLAN TO FOIL
EVERY ANCIENT MARINER KNOWS,
THAT WATER FLOATS ON OIL
THE WEST WIND BLEW,
AND WHIPPED UP THE SURF,
AND BROUGHT THE OIL,
BACK TO EARTH
IT ALL ENDS UP,
ON A SPANISH BEACH,
WELL WITHIN,
SPANISH REACH
.
NEPTUNE ROSE
FROM NEPTUNES' CHAIR,
AND CALLED FOR DENTAL FLOSS
ALL I HAVE,
IS SOME FISH HOOKS TO SPARE,
SAID THE WANDERING ALBATROSS
HOOK LINE AND SINKER,
LINKED TO A DIRTY STINKER,
SAID NEPTUNE CHEWING MOSS
HOOKS,
WILL MAKE YOU CHOKE AND BLEED,
YOU SILLY
ALBATROSS
WHITHER SHE GOES,
THE ENGLISH ROSE,
HEADING SOUTH,
FOLLOWING HER NOSE,
SAILING LIKE AN OCEAN BOSS
SAID THE WALRUS TO THE YELLOW NOSED
ALBATROSS
NEPTUNE SAT,
AT A LOSS,
LOOKING AT,
THE ALBATROSS
TIME TO TAKE A WANDER,
THE OLD ALBATROSS SAID,
LEAVING NEPTUNE TO LOOK
AROUND,
AT THE DIRTY SEA BED
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Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Charityplayer Posted Sep 2, 2003
PADDY WANTS TO HELP
THE GIFT
IT'S ADRIFT,
SAID JONAH,
TO CAPTAIN BLIGH,
AS HE BEGAN TO ROW THE OCEAN,
WITH A WEARY SIGH
THROUGH A PARROTS' BEAK
OF CHINA BELLEEK,
WITHOUT A PADDLE
AND TONGUE IN CHEEK,
JONAH, DID THUS QUIETLY SPEAK
AND CAPTAIN BLIGH DID FREAK AND SHRIEK,
ON CATCHING SIGHT OF JONAHS' LEEK,
AND JONAHS' FEET DID PONG AND REEK,
AS THEIR ROWING BOAT STARTED
TO DRIFT, AND SQUEAK,
AND GROAN,
AND CREAK
AND JONAH DID THUS START TO QUIETLY SPEAK
IT'S A GIFT SAID PADDY,
EMBELLISHED NOT DRAB,
IT'S A GIFT THAT WE CALL,
THE GIFT OF THE GAB
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE GAB,
THE GIFT OF THE BLAB,
THE GIFT OF THE FLAB,
AND THE GIFT OF THE CRAB
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE PLOUGH,
THE GIFT OF THE POLE STAR ZODIAC NOW,
WITH THE STARS ABOVE,
FROM THE MOON WITH LOVE,
IT'S A GIFT SAID PADDY,
IT'S AN OLD BROWN COW
IT'S THE GIFT OF YARN,
IT'S THE GIFT OF SPIN,
IT'S THE GIFT OF CHARM,
IT'S THE GIFT WITHIN
IT'S THE GIFT OF LIGHT,
IT'S THE GIFT OF SHADE,
IT'S THE GIFT OF HOW
THE GAB IS MADE
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE MOON,
IT'S A GIFT IT'S A BOON,
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE LOOM
THE SUMMER MONSOON
AND THE COCONUT RACCOON
IT'S THE GIFT OF ART
AND SCIENCE TOO,
IT'S THE GIFT OF THIS BOAT,
TO ME AND YOU
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE OCEAN,
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE SEA,
IT'S THE GIFT OF ARMS,
SUCH AS HAVE THEE
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE OARS,
THE BLISTERS AND THE SORES,
THE GIFT OF THE SCURVY SCAB
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE SUN,
TO EACH AND EVERY ONE
IT'S THE GIFT OF THE BLAB,
EMBELLISHED NOT DRAB,
IT'S THE GIFT
AS WE CALL IT,
THE GIFT OF THE GAB
PADDY IN PURGATORY
THE DEVIL IN A WHEELBARROW IN A CHARITY RACE,
IT'S BACK TO THE DEVILS' PLACE
THE DEVIL EATING A CARROT,
AND HOLDING A STICK, SAYS,
PADDY
STEP UP THE PACE
Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Charityplayer Posted Sep 3, 2003
PorPoise PostscriPt
SAILING SOUTH,
OVER CAPE VERDE PLAIN,
THE WANDERING ALBATROSS,
WAS SIGHTED AGAIN
HAVING LFET HIS LITTLE YELLOWNOSE,
ON A CANARY ISLE,
THE WANDERING ALBATROSS,
WAS SEEN TO SMILE
Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired Posted Sep 3, 2003
Susan Winkle aka Traveller in Time, Susan Winkle aka on her head starts whining along
"In a way I like your poems,
Crushing my dictionarys mind.
It is all what I do not like to knowns,
Still hoping nature sorts its kind.
Still believe
When man stops deceive
Themself.ish
And shellfish
All will end up Goo
And the earth still blue."
accompanyed by quitters of Susan Winkle aka
Sailor in Time a blue parrot on his shoulder
"I do not get it, both of you, can you say it in normal words please? It is better to hear Nephew and Traveller trying their esperanto then this rambling riddling."
standing up and giving them solely an applause
"Magnificent from the heigths of the river surface to the courts of Neptune on the ocean floor. Shivers of recognition crawl over me. Shivers that may wake up mankind to see what they will lead the earth to."
he is seated again on his couch
SnackSeller walking by
"Albatross to save! Aalbatross to save! < A552908 >
El be it Rose to see! < A1163828 >"
Traveller in Time on his head drops down from the ceiling his coat whirling down.
"Now that you mention it you little dragon. The Viarsa will become a part of the human reef up south of Australia. I sure hope they will remove the highest concentrations of chemicals before dropping it.
Hmm this dropping down is not that unconforteable.."
he jumps down trough the floor
Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Charityplayer Posted Sep 4, 2003
spEARHEAD pOsTsCRIpT
NEPTUNE SAT,
ON NEPTUNES' CHAIR,
AND THOUGHT ABOUT,
WAR IN THE AIR
DRAGON WARFARE,
DO OR DIE
DRAGON WARFARE
IN BLUE SKY
Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Charityplayer Posted Sep 4, 2003
DRAGON WARFARE
IN THE SKY
THE SKY AT NIGHT
IS THE PLACE TO FIGHT,
SAID NEPTUNE COMBING HIS HAIR
SO MEN WILL SEE THE LIGHT,
THE WALRUS SAID,
WOOD THAT KNOT BE FAIR
Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Charityplayer Posted Sep 23, 2003
FOUND IN THE CAPTAINS' LOG, TWO DAYS OLD
Notes: Working on my guiding principle that 'Whatever you are doing - there is a better way of doing it', We have had a fresh look, with an open mind, at the sets of three winches and four jammers situated on either side of the steering wheel at the back door of the Doghouse. By re-leading a few ropes and switching the usage of four winches we have taken a leap forward in the ease of handling the boat by one person alone on deck.
Can the same principle be applied to the saving of the albatross? Is there a better way of saving the albatross?
Think about the Crew,
Think about the Sea,
Think about Wot You Do,
Lest Mishap Come to Thee
You Are Close to a Freak Tsunami Red Zone,
Check to see How Close
A Ships' Tackle, Mountings and Moorings,
Are Designed to Spread The Load
As Well As
Spread The Work
You Need All Hands On Deck
on Sky Wind and Water Watch,
You Never Know Wot Can
Happen,
To A Drop in The Ocean,
Under A Heavy Load,
So Always Let It Follow Its' Nose,
Double Check
The Ropes and Rigging,
Come Wot May
Come Wot Knows
Come Wot Blows Come Wot Flows
DON'T BE SORRY
BE CAREFUL
CHINESE PROVERB
BE CAREFUL
BE CAREFUL
BE CAREFUL
BE PATIENT
BE WATER
BE LAKE
BE OCEAN
BE STILL
PUT IT BACK
THE WAY IT WAS,
PUT IT BACK
BECAUSE
DO NOT BELAY
DO NOT DELAY
DO NOT WAIT,
FOR
A
RAINY DAY
Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
Charityplayer Posted Sep 25, 2003
In his Log for Day 59, The Captain Claims to have changed the ships' Rigging and Performance Characteristics to suit plain sailing on a sunny pacific day by one person.......
Now, on day 60, The Captain writes that The Rigging is in Knots, the ship is a wreck, and not that he has changed it back: so it looks as if Jonah is Alive and Well and on the Vessel.
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Fellow Travellers and Fair Weather Friends
- 1: Charityplayer (Sep 2, 2003)
- 2: Charityplayer (Sep 2, 2003)
- 3: Charityplayer (Sep 3, 2003)
- 4: Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired (Sep 3, 2003)
- 5: Charityplayer (Sep 4, 2003)
- 6: Charityplayer (Sep 4, 2003)
- 7: Charityplayer (Sep 23, 2003)
- 8: Charityplayer (Sep 25, 2003)
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