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Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 19, 2003
Wich thread?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 19, 2003
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F93662?thread=265178&latest=1
Where shall we sail to Next?
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 19, 2003
ATTACK!!!!
Where shall we sail to Next?
Oot Rito Posted Jun 22, 2003
what shall I wear ?
Is it going to be a gruesome bloody attack (butcher's apron?) or just some pushing and shoving (padded coat?)
Where shall we sail to Next?
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 22, 2003
Oh good. You found it on your own 
I should go with the padded coat. Preferably a long one with lots of pockets so you can carry lots of things away. They don't seem to be fighting back terrifically hard.
Where shall we sail to Next?
Oot Rito Posted Jun 23, 2003
Oh, if they don't fight back hard... count me in !
(er, do we actually OUTNUMBER them?)
*attempts sly "pontificate them to death" attack*
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 23, 2003
Yay!
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Oot Rito Posted Jun 23, 2003
don your padded coat and work out an attack
(I haven't perfecting my pontificating yet, and they DO fight back a bit despite being seriously outnumbered, smaller than us and having one arm tied behind their back)
ATTA LLAMA
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 23, 2003
Let's kill, rip, maim!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 23, 2003
YAY!!
Where shall we sail to Next?
Oot Rito Posted Jun 23, 2003
so I WOULD have been better to wear the butcher's apron *pontificates off to change*
*kicks someone already unconcious in passing*
Where shall we sail to Next?
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 23, 2003
Why not where a blood-proof overcoat?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Oot Rito Posted Jun 23, 2003
oh thanks !
*dons bloodproof padded coat, looks for maining/ripping weapon, panics*
Do you have any spare weapons just in case my pontificating backfires?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 23, 2003
A974298 lightsabers!!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 23, 2003
*hands him an old fashioned cutlass and pair of ornate pistols*
Oh, and just incase things go wrong, here's an Uzi *hands him an Uzi*
Where shall we sail to Next?
Oot Rito Posted Jun 23, 2003
*pontificates on appropriateness of using UZIs on poor defenseless out-numbered bunch, loads*
Any spare ammo ?
*buttons coat and prepares for battle*
Where shall we sail to Next?
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 23, 2003
sure.
Oh. THere's a chainsaw too but it might weigh you down. Besides it'll probably have the same effect as a lightsaber anyway.
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Oot Rito Posted Jun 23, 2003
well, it's an electric one and I'd have to plug it in..... nah, it would limit my range of action
D'ya have any auto-cutlasses ?
Where shall we sail to Next?
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jun 23, 2003
Ones with a hinge in that chop automatically like this one you mean?
Where shall we sail to Next?
Oot Rito Posted Jun 24, 2003
*faints at sight of blood, comes round*
I think I'll stick to pontificating..... but count me in for the carrying away of fair damsels
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