Hello, would you like to join the Vogons? If so, please post below!
The Vogons are a group of beings who write dreadful poetry. If you join, then you might like to write some of this *fine* poetry, and post it to Deadelvis.
You may also join "The Elite Vogons". To do so, you must be awarded all the following ranks (exception; ME! As I am the ruler!):
=Promoter. To gain this this rank, you must promote the vogons in two ways and prove it (i.e. A link).
=Vogon Poet. To gain this you must write a piece of Vogon poetry, above 50 words, and be approved by me.
=Vogon warrior. To get this, you need to join.
=Vogon warspork. To get this you have to join the Sporkites!
Atari and Deadelvis-
Deus ex Machina-
Wonko the insane-
Are you an elite vogon? If so, go to the Elite Vogon Corner!
Or are you a lowly poet? If so, go to the Vogon Poets Corner!
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