A Conversation for The Vogons
Invasion in passing
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Started conversation Mar 7, 2005
Hello, I represent the MotMV at A2334007. We have been looking to expand our current holdings in this part of the multi-verse, and as a result we have decided to capture your abandoned empire. Hope you don't mind.
If any of you have a problem with this arrangment then please complain to our glorious leader Jack in his office.
*Turns to MotMV army.*
OK everyone! Saddle up, we're going in!!!
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 7, 2005
Woohoo!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 7, 2005
Hello. I'm the Supreme Commander of the Evil Army forces and I'm here to support my allies in the MotMV. I'm basically here because I have nothing better to do.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 7, 2005
Aren't we all.
Nice part of the multi-verse, eh?
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the bishop Posted Mar 7, 2005
hey ! i thought i was the first to attack!
never mind! i am here! lets have some action now!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 7, 2005
Ignore j, she's deaf.
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the bishop Posted Mar 7, 2005
hey these vogons write some dumb poems it seems. do we have to outdo them to win?!
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Jay Posted Mar 7, 2005
ok, I know you were talking about me, I saw your lips move...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 7, 2005
Paul is not a member of the MotMv and as a result will not be joining us in our invasion.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 7, 2005
He's really more of a pun person.
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the bishop Posted Mar 7, 2005
hey we can make up a poem one line at a time.
we will have the lousiest poem in the world
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Mar 7, 2005
Well, he writes Vogon poetry, so we can't use it againdt the Vogons. We'll just have to do our best.
The light across
the hatchet blade numbs me
with its spuriousness; calou!
Can you hear the engines?
Oh, how conspicacious and dull
is the opening of an airlock
how completely benegerating
how loud.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 7, 2005
A flea and a fly were caught in a flew
they were trapped so what could they do
lets flee said the fly
lets fly said the flea
so together they flew outa flaw in the flew
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the bishop Posted Mar 7, 2005
that was a good one!!
went right over my head!
by the time i understand, i will long been dead!!!
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- 1: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 7, 2005)
- 2: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 7, 2005)
- 3: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 7, 2005)
- 4: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 7, 2005)
- 5: the bishop (Mar 7, 2005)
- 6: Jay (Mar 7, 2005)
- 7: the bishop (Mar 7, 2005)
- 8: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 7, 2005)
- 9: the bishop (Mar 7, 2005)
- 10: Jay (Mar 7, 2005)
- 11: Jay (Mar 7, 2005)
- 12: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 7, 2005)
- 13: Jay (Mar 7, 2005)
- 14: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 7, 2005)
- 15: the bishop (Mar 7, 2005)
- 16: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 7, 2005)
- 17: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Mar 7, 2005)
- 18: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 7, 2005)
- 19: the bishop (Mar 7, 2005)
- 20: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 7, 2005)
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