h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So?

let me take out my state-of-art custom made fly swatter
(takes out the state-of... fly swatter...)
ok i am ready! were r the wasps?!

The WASPs usually live in Massachusetts or in the north...

Well I can't speak for the Evil Army, but I think that the MotMV will have to wait until someone more senior than myself comes along.

I'm the senior-ist in the Evil Army but we ARE your guests here so...

We'll wait for Jack, or Haikeeba, or Nuke, or Yael then.

Whos Nuke?

...considering the fact the the Evil Army has stood nearly toe to toe with the Thingites and come out even, and historically the Evil Army has taken on societies several times it's size...I'd say we have nothing to fear...

We bad! We rock! Out loud! All the time! Sweet suzie!

Don't mind me. I'm on my way to outsanity.

Are you following Yael?

It seems to be a good path to follow.

yes...are you following the Path of the Pennywhistle...?
to the Place of Possibilities...where the Crops of Craziness grow...?

Ah but I'm already crazy! I'm only continuing on the path.

Maybe we should just level their main page and build a MOTMV bypass.

Good plan!!

We could post something like this on their main page and all sign it in subsequent posts:

VOGONS OF THIS PAGE, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:

The Masters of the Multi-Verse are building a bypass through this area and, sadly, your site is one of those scheduled for demolition.

We’ve already invaded and conquered some sort of hologram thread so you know, if you’ll pardon the expression, resistance is useless!

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Haikeeba! (Co-founder and guy what’s not quite Supreme Commander-in-Chief, MOTMV)




Well? Jack?

Tee hee, that sounds like fun... let's post the same message but with minute changes on every thread, so they'll get even more confused!

Or perhaps we will. That works too.

Here Voggy Voggy Voggies! Come on Voggies, what're you scared of? Outsanity?

I know I am. Not. Afraid. Of giant pinata warriors.