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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Started conversation Feb 14, 2005
Dear 'Phina,
I'm a pirate who has terrible problems with pervy pole cats and librarians complaining about me paying overdue fines with chocolate money. What should I do?
Yours agonisingly,
Mr. Dreadful
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Serephina Posted Feb 14, 2005
Well you could make the librarian walk the plank..but being all bookish hed prolly know about parlay 
or you could always sell the chocolate and make some real money as a film extra..
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