A Conversation for Sere's Agony corner.

I've a problem

Post 1

swl

I would like a cup of coffee, but my wife is upstairs and can't hear me. What can be done?


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Post 2

Serephina

Remember those things youve got called legs? Use them to walk to the kitchen, then use your hands (the things at the end of your arms) to boil the kettle n make the coffe..take one up to wifey too. smiley - ok


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Post 3

swl

No-ooo. You no understand. It's wifey's job.

Besides, I don't know what I take in coffee smiley - erm


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Post 4

Serephina

how about a spell to make your manness fall off ? smiley - tongueout


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Post 5

swl

You're not a very good agony aunt are you?

It's getting worse. It's starting to get dark and it's getting difficult to see the keyboard.

Also, I think I need a pee. Could you go for me? smiley - biggrin


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Post 6

Serephina

I'm a very good agony aunt actually..blatant sexism isn't a problem smiley - tongueout


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Post 7

swl

Starting to leak here smiley - erm


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Post 8

Serephina

catheter? smiley - evilgrin


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Post 9

swl

No smiley - erm Gillian. But she can't hear me smiley - cross


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Post 10

Serephina

ha ha

'puts on rubber gloves n gets out large tube'


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Post 11

swl

too late smiley - sadface Got any paper towels?

Mind you, it is oddly comforting sitting here smiley - run


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Post 12

Serephina

Ewww! smiley - laugh


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Post 13

swl

Still need a coffee.


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Post 14

swl

hmmmmm

Are you a State Registered Agony Aunt?


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Post 15

manda1111

Well the State she gets in, she is proberly registered SOMEWHERE smiley - run


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