We here at Irritating Public Radio, Your Friends In The Air, heard a rumour that there would be an excuse for the deskbound among our employees to discard their old calenders and then pin up new ones...
We have decided to forestall this, as we haven't yet gotten the planning consultant to submit a master design for the offices, by placing a memo on the corridor bulletin board proclaiming the formulae for projecting the new months and days onto the old ones, with the use of a simple calculator...
and some butcher's paper left over from the St. Valentine's Day Charity Abbattoir. The suggestion has been made that IPR spring for some bespoke calenders with our logo and motto on them, or at least some ready-to-go ones with the lady in the cowboy hat and the bubble-blowing bottle...
Pride is at stake and we are almost at the point of repainting one wall with a humongous calender so everyone can use it and see what everyone else is doing, which will cut down on people visiting each other and lingering about the tea cart muttering imprecations about their ruined weekends when the computers go all west again...

In the meantime, the Central Services bunch have been poring over plans and swatches for new camougflagy carpeting in the main foyer, as an alternative to the old rush matting that has to be replaced every other season, but rarely is. The gents have been experimenting with either getting the flooring to match the majority of coffee and tea and cocoa stains commonly found about the premises and on E.T.A. Bergmann's tweed cummerbund, or to pick a colour that they truly favour and mandate that the beverages brought on deck all contain the matching sort of food colouring so that it doesn't clash.

Of course, we know that they can't plan for every eventuality, witness when the Board Chairman's Chow/Basenji mix chewed on the overhead markers and then ...

Please find below a few of the hues that are being considered: