A Conversation for How to spice up a Mills & Boon book!

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Chan-Mick le Frog

You like fishermen, don't you?

smiley - elf


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Post 2

superdogmonkey

Well, some girls like seamen ...i'm not too keen!smiley - smiley

smiley - monster


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BobTheFarmer

That made me giggle so much, you deserve instant respect...

Are there any more Mills and Dogmonkey creations coming out way?


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superdogmonkey

Well, thank you!

I could do some more and let people know when it's on my user space?

Why stop at Mills & Boon? .....I could do a smutty tale using some chapters from Lord of the Rings - that should annoy the purists smiley - smiley

smiley - monster


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superdogmonkey

In fact, thinking about it, we could photocopy the same 20 pages from a book we both own and see who can come up with the most depraved story!! ??

smiley - monster


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BobTheFarmer

What have you got...


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superdogmonkey

I've got lots!
Maybe a classic or something with innocent subject matter in which we can subvert entirely!

To kill a mockingbird?
L o T Rings?
Narnia series?

It probably won't matter as we intend to cut'n'paste.
Just something we both have.

Ideas?
smiley - monster


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BobTheFarmer

Ive got lord of the rings, shall we cut apart Shelobs lair chapter?


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BobTheFarmer

Actually to be honest, as much as I want to do this I really dont have the time... exams/coursework/and work getting a bit hectic right now...


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superdogmonkey

No sweat...... let me know when you've got time and we can knock it out!
smiley - monster


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BobTheFarmer

good good


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superdogmonkey

How does 1st of Feb sound as a starting date - all entrys in by end of that month?

I've got some more sick minded people who want to join in.

smiley - monster


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BobTheFarmer

Go for it...

Which bit are we covering though?


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superdogmonkey

I'm goona create a page for this, with some guidelines etc.. but how about as you suggested "Shelobs Lair" 1st 20 pages?

I can't remember if chapters have titles or just numbers?

I'll look it up later to get exact starting point.

Sre you still going to the London Meet? we could iron out stuff then if you want.

smiley - monster


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BobTheFarmer

Yeah, I will be there, we can sort it then...


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superdogmonkey

smiley - cheers


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superdogmonkey

Hi Bob ... here goes A956072

As we agreed! Sorry I kinda missed you at the meet but there agin I had no desire to see your arse!!smiley - smiley

smiley - monster


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BobTheFarmer

smiley - ok Been working on it a bit already, theres lots of potential there!!!


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superdogmonkey

Yeah, I've had a quick go and already the results are possibly going to be moderated!!

smiley - monster


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