Cut'n'Paste Lord of The Rings!
Created | Updated Feb 4, 2003
If you have no idea what I am talking about, go here A901270 for an example.
The rules are quite simple.
1) Photocopy (unless you wish to deface your book) Chapter lX "Shelob's Lair" from Book 4 in the "Two Towers".
2) Underline in pen or blunt crayon all the interesting words, phrases or descriptions you can find.
3) Re-arrange them into the most depraved, sick, smutty innuendo lines you can think of - intended to make LOTR purists cry!
4) Blank out the words you have used, so they can't be used again.
5) Hyphens may be used to make new words eg:- "Frodo" and "Spider" can now be Frodo-spider.
6) Do not post stories until the last of the month ie: FEB the 28th.
This will enable people with "interesting" lives to still partake in the project.
My court case comes up soon, so I will need this deadline. Mind you, it should not even be going to court. Who says stalking is illegal? I always thought that Kylie would be above that sort of thing!
Alright, I *may* of broken into her house and *borrowed* some of her frocks and I *may* of telephoned her over 400 times but can that really be illegal?
Over-reacting, I call it!
Any questions, let me know.
Have fun people and remember ... a good book is for life .... not just for defacing for my amusement.
<monster>
The rules are quite simple.
1) Photocopy (unless you wish to deface your book) Chapter lX "Shelob's Lair" from Book 4 in the "Two Towers".
2) Underline in pen or blunt crayon all the interesting words, phrases or descriptions you can find.
3) Re-arrange them into the most depraved, sick, smutty innuendo lines you can think of - intended to make LOTR purists cry!
4) Blank out the words you have used, so they can't be used again.
5) Hyphens may be used to make new words eg:- "Frodo" and "Spider" can now be Frodo-spider.
6) Do not post stories until the last of the month ie: FEB the 28th.
This will enable people with "interesting" lives to still partake in the project.
My court case comes up soon, so I will need this deadline. Mind you, it should not even be going to court. Who says stalking is illegal? I always thought that Kylie would be above that sort of thing!
Alright, I *may* of broken into her house and *borrowed* some of her frocks and I *may* of telephoned her over 400 times but can that really be illegal?
Over-reacting, I call it!
Any questions, let me know.
Have fun people and remember ... a good book is for life .... not just for defacing for my amusement.
<monster>
