h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*buys Jade a drink, steals Jade's drink and consumes it*

So, what shall we do about boardroom rabble.

Um. I was considdering making a new boardroom?

Or perhaps we ought to just somehow coagulate into a new boardroom here?

Although it isn't all that bad there, really. At the very least the conversation is moving. If only we can just get them to calm the hell down and stop both a) godmodding, b) being fucking idiots, c) posting so much with so much irritating irrevirance (illiteration) that I am forced to ignore backlog.

yeah, we should be able to regulate, they'll get bored, and leave.

The godmodding pisses me off, really really badly.

Iiiii know.

I mean at the very least I stumbled in and died on the floor. Which, I might add, was FUN. Stupid kids.

seriously. They take everything so stinking Personally too... like, we're E-vil. E HYPHEN VILL. What part of that is difficult.

They just don't get it. And I really don't think they ever will.

Alas. Alack. People on the internet are still fucking idiots.

*sigh* Agreed Jade. People on the internet are morons.

I would say something witty and cutting about you repeating what I said, but I'm too goddamned tired.

How's life, everybody?

Well, far too many people have it, for one thing.

Life, I mean.

The people in front of me in the printer queue, I mean.

They should die...

Otherwise, I'm peachy, despite four hours of French Revolution this morning. Vive to that and an eclair for all of us!

Hoorah!

Ahh, eclairs. One of the few things the French do right.

For fun:

type in "French Military Victories" in google, hit "I Feel Lucky"

That's pretty good, Riv. Makes you wonder if google did it on purpose, or if that's just sort of the way it turns up, as, well, they're the bloody FRENCH.

... thats an albinoblacksheep parody page of google...

Seriously.. look at the URL

Oh, sorry. I guess I had more pressing matters than analysing web page url's. Dang me.

It's still funny, even if its just a joke. Ahh I love french jokes.

I don't agree with French jokes, but I will grant you that they're bloody funny. Example:

The French government has raised the country's Alert Status from Cower to Run Away. The only levels higher are Surrender and Collaborate, and the situation was worsened when a fire gutted the white-flag factory in the suburbs of Paris, effectively disabling France's military capability.

Snickersnicker.

I'll buy you a drink for that one, Legion.

No! No! Anti-French jokes are *wrong*!

*Accepts drink anyway, but with a guilty conscience*

Merry Christmas, all.

Cheers everyone. Auld aquaintance and everything.

*Raises his glass for a toast.*

May we always be close friends! Here, here, for the BoE!