h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh Yes - and don't forget your hose

Oh don't worry I won't! Do you want me to bring the "pump engine" too?

...And your helmet!

Ok, although it may take some time to roll up my high pressure hose!

I thought we only had problems unrolling the rubber hoses!

Do you ever get the feeling your giving people a little too much information!

Behave! You started it!

I started it? Who's article is this

But I have no control over the conversation at all! Really I dont!

BOB FUB ZEB NEG DIN MTO FJR DEM

Natural yogurt is better than aftersun when applied liberally over sunburnt skin. Just don't even think about licking it off afterwards as the heat and body sweat (assuming you're still lying semi-naked on the balcony covered in yogurt) is apt to be turning into cottage cheese when it's valuable natural ingredients have soothed and revitalised sore skin caused by too much sun exposure. Now it's time for a shower and the Haagen Daas chocolate ice cream.

Of course, if I'd been, oops I mean if one is sensible enough to liberally apply the sunscreen before getting too much UV, then the Natural yogurt stage can be by-passed altogether.

I have tried this and I find the yogurt better thasting afterwards. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

firemen have all the fun nobody ever calls the ice cream man when the're in trouble or even if they are in need of a nice long chocolate flake

If my house was burning down on a hot day when I really really fancied a '99... I know who I'd call.

Nah, who in their right mind could resist a fireman man. Those huge hungs of meat, their long hoses, their big red helmets...

er excuse I better go, I am at work.

hopefully the ice cream man anyway have a confession to make i'm not really an ice cream man unfortunately i have to make do with being a male stripper

Well Im back and Im thoroughly grateful to ginger.
I would seriously reccommend buying shares in Terry's
Chocolate Oranges as I think they are brill Hehehehe.

Im a pussycat really the hail of bullets thing was a one off
Im sure I wont lose my temper like that again. Not now
Im taking my medication regularly *sweet smile*. Anyway
the secure unit wasnt much fun and I dont really want to go
back so Im trying to behave....really I am. No....I am...shut up
Im trying my best....look stop interrup....oops sorry.

Just a thought.

Love
Christina
XXX

So WhiteCrow, what are Terry's Chocolate Organes liek anyway? And where can I get some?

Anyway, back to work. *yawns*

They're not Terry's. They're mine.

Thay are orange flavoured chocolate segmements that come wrapped up looking like an orange (Tap it and unwrap it). Don't you have them over there? If not, we'll send you one!