...Go Together Like Chocolate and Everything Else.

(This article has been heavily researched before publication. Neither the article on sex nor the one on chocolate refer to each other which, to the fairer sex at least, makes no sense at all.)

A FEW FACTS

All men believe sex is better than chocolate.

All women know chocolate is better than sex.

The only way to completely satisfy both sexes is to combine the two.

Necessary Equipment

Chocolate

Plastic sheeting for the carpet, bed, sofa, whatever. This will not be required if the activity is to take place in the bathtub.

Two or more people who do not suffer from migraines when eating too much chocolate and who have well developed tongue muscles.

METHOD

Melt. Smear. Lick. Enjoy.

Repeat as necessary.

HEALTH AND SAFETY DISCLAIMER

The chocolate must be cooled before application.

The writers of this article do not accept any liability for burns incurred by applying chocolate direct from the heat, or for weight gain and related diseases, or for cleaning bills for any linen, furniture, furnishings, or for anything else.