h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just read through all of the postins and this is probably the best conversation that I've seen in a long time.

I am glad you enjoyed it then.

I have just found this site and need some explanation. Sex and chocolate? Okay, is that chocolate before? after? during?....instead
of? Does the size or shape matter? And what about the chocolate? Here in New Zealand chocolate fish are very popular, could they
be employed? or is it strictly enjoyed by your conservative Mars bar eater?

Here I am working away from my partner for days on end ... YOU LOT ARE NOT MAKING THIS ANY EASIER FOR ME. Although ice cream (Pailines & Cream) on its own helps cool me down.

Aww you poor thing
Well find a parnter and try chocolate tattoos
He he they are fun I promise

try yogurt is nearly as good as ice cubes

So does a very icy cold bath. (hmm that's a tautology if I have ever seen one)

Okay sex and chocolate? I`m prepared to be very open minded about everything and not make a premature decision- but icy baths? no count me out of that one.

I am a greedy bitch and as such have a male lover and a female lover, they both know about each other
but their paths have never nor will ever cross. I mention this purely as a backdrop to the food and sex
thing. It is wonderful that I get to experiment with a WIDE range of comestibles depending on the gender
of my bed partner.

I agree with the ice-cube thing, strategically placed they can be wonderful, so can choccie fingers when
they have just got out of the freezer. Chocolate body paint is ok but I like the idea of drawing with slices
of Terry's chocolate orange (THANKS!!). I must admit though that I do prefer fresh or tinned fruit, they
are much less fattening and just as sexy.

Christina
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Now this is well weird. I just went back to my page and ALL my stuff has reverted to virgin territory...
NO user pages, NO journal entries, NO list of conversations I am following....NOTHING.

Most odd!!!

Christina
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And now its all back to normal again!!!!!!!

This is STRANGE!!!!

Christina
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C. I think your forum listings may have overheated.

I just had the same problem - all of my user pages disappeared. Panicked then remembered yours came back so took my eye off the screen and pretended that I didn't care and they came back!

Thats very wierd 'cos just when I thought "Oh buggrit" thats when they popped back up.
I think the secret is to ignore them and carry on and they get fed up hiding and come
back out.

Just a thought

C
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now just a question, and it may be an american thing, but what about the whip cream and cherries? Oh and butterscotch too?

Ahhhhhh revisiting an old fave of mine
whipped cream, yummmmmmmmm.

C
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Raw oysters and red wine has always been a favourite with me - use your imagination - it gets even better with red satin sheets

Hmm, I think I am missing out on something 'wonderful' here. I have only ever tried Sex with Lube. Ah, maybe I should get more experience in, and find someone to love so I can try such wonderful things like 'sex & chocolate'

Ooooh now thats something to think about. Dont like oysters too much how 'bout Tiger Prawns?

Christina
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...and if the lady is a blonde substitute black satin sheets for the red ones.