h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

corn on the cob?!?

Now thats kinky hehehe

C
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Peel the prawns first. Creamed corn is probably more appropriate than corn on the cob, but as they say, horses for courses.

you can't cook the corn until after

Ah, was it like a Someone Elses' Problem? Because I have had a few of those.

Whatever.... if the cåp fits wear it I always say, in a clumsy caring non clichë way

The thought of someone actually wearing a disturbingly large Dutch cap on their head amuses me no end, but here's a thought - someone actually wearing a disturbingly large Dutch cap on their head, but smothered in a dark and creamy chocolate sauce. Look, I only write this stuff, I'm not responsible or anything...its not as if I'd actually, you know, go and do such a thing...I mean it would be wrong wouldn't it, after all - rubber and chocolate? I mean puh-yuke or what? I mean up-chucky city or where? Like, make a call on the great white telephone or who?

Nurse!

Tied up by licorice laces and pelted with chocolate eclaires.

Just a thought.

Christina
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Can we stick to foodstuffs and leave the animals out of it!

narrow minded conservatism rears its ugly head. What's wrong with animals?

If that's your thing then ok, it's your business but I think i'd rather stick to food stuffs on this page !

Is stuck to forum floor. Who left that white sticky stuff lying around? And that chewing gum wrapper?

I think all foodstuffs mentioned have been pretty sticky so far! Still haven't come across a better idea than the terry's chocolate orange, though! It lets you show your creative side while getting your rocks off!

Here's a tip... when you're drawing over the body of your lover with a chocolate orange slice don't pause to do Rolf Harris impressions asking "Can you guess what it is yet?"

Next time I'll do a Damien Hirst and chuck you in a vat of formaldehyde! You were the one doing Rolf impressions, not me!

You know what... if it's ok with you, can we skip the Damien Hurst! I quite fancy some more ice-cream!

I was going to mention Rolf's famous song about Australian sex practices but alas animals are barred from this forum. For more info on this subject check out the Australia page.

Having been brainwashed by 'Yes Minister' I feel duty bound to point out that you have just mentioned Rolf Harris and...........

You're not takling about 'Tie me ........ down sport' are you? Because it is a bit hard to tie one down.

Garibaldi careful, don't mention the war. Cunning code word.