h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am feeling definitely iffy and am just thinking about going back to bed - If only I hadn't just taken all the sheets off!

Aww... can't you just curl up on the sofa under your duvet?

Yeah! Gone to plan B!

Ah! Well, you've got enough cushions to make yourself a nice little comfortable nest there!

You sound like you have intimate knowledge of that sofa Doug!
Sex and choocie, ice cream, spray cream, sliced peaches.
HEAVEN!!!!!

C
XXX

I try not to get intimate with furniture if I can help it . Sliced Peaches?

Yes Doug....sliced peaches.
Open a tin of the slippery little buggerz
drain, and let your imagination take the lead.



C
XXX

And I think I may have a tin in the fridge!

can't say i'm that fond of peaches, but the slippery stuff.....
sounds like fun to me

I think we should start a new thread where people can post stating what food they have used during sex!

i know ice cubes couldn't really be classed as a food but when applied to hot sweaty areas ......

Funny that you should mention ice cubes but I tried that last weekend and it was good....VERY GOOD and that was what led to the subject of ice cream!

If you're gonna mix sex n chocolate, in my opinion you can't beat chocolate buttons. And if you can't find anyone to have sex with, it's not a problem, 'cos you get to eat all the buttons yourself.

I prefer Chocolate Orange (It's not Terry's, It's mine) because you can use it like a crayon to draw all over someones body and then get to lick the same place afterwards!

Blimey. What kind of things do you draw? And will you marry me? I must say though, that choc buttons are still no. 1 for me. They'll melt a lot faster than your average chocolate orange, for a start.

Sorry but No I will not marry you and the drawings area private matter between me and the recipient of the attention - use your imagination!

I would just like to point out as a food tech anorak, that whilst at college we were commisioned by a large well known chocolate company to produce chocolate at a different melting point for seven different countries. The melting point was inversely proportional to the average body heat of the people in that country. What this proves I don't know. I have since become far too thick to speculate - any answers on a postcard please to the usual address

Mr Whippy and Doug Dastardly.

Well, one good thing about it is...that you can have fun playing with the chocolate and exploring each other's pleasure spots

But the bad thing about it too much of a good thing can make you sick and can get messy

Yeah, I guess you're right. Pity I don't have someone to share chocolate at the moment.