h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Craxus arrives on a black ninja motorcycle from F105302?thread=241603.*

*Craxus sneaks up to the wall where everyone is interrogating Euan. He places a couple of C4 blocks on the wall. Craxus rushes back by his bike.*

*BOOM! The foundations of Safe House on 42nd Street shake. Craxus dodges the rumble and rides his bike into the house. *

*Craxus tosses many smoke grenades in the house.*

EUAN WHERE ARE YOU!

*Craxus has his gun out and begins to fire at anyone who doesn't look like Euan. Then Craxus stumbles across Euan.*

Get on Euan!

*Craxus fires a couple more rounds at the people. He speeds up and tosses a few grenades in the house before he comes out of the house and on there way to there base, to rearm Euan.*

Right! For this, I'll need my broom.

Takes off the head of the broom to reveal a straight rod, riddled with strange pictograms. They glow gently, as I approach Craxus...

[Ryu Akbar] [holding a largish gun to the back of Craxus's head] I don't suggest you try any funny stuff.

You know i did kinda leave in my post. Oh well just forget that last little sentence.

*Craxus hands Euan a gun, secretly.*

*Craxus then swings the back around doing a fish tale towards Ryu(Like in Mission Impossible 2), hoping to knock the gun away.

[Ryu leans backwards, and we enter Bullet Time, not because Ryu's moving fast enough to dodge bullets, but because it's cool to use a Matrix reference here.]

[Eckardt] [pointing a gun at Craxus from just out of his reach] Hi.

Also FYI, there are about 5 smoke gernades in the room so it will be kinda tough for you guys to point guns at me correctly and such at that kinda stuff. Also your eyes would kinda hurt too.

Great two now.

*Craxus pulls out his 13mm Hellsing Pistol and fires a couple rounds at Ryu, while swinging the back around and racing towards Eckardt intending to knock him down.*

[In the split second Craxus was facing away, Ryu Akbar dodged out of the way. Meanwhile, Eckardt says words that more or less define his behavior in this situation:]

[Eckardt] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Ryu Hoichi, meanwhile, fires Pink Bullets (which stun) at Craxus from another direction.]

[Yar] [to Mackenzie] I /love/ how you manage to psionically locate him and point us in the right direction.

[Mackenzie] Aww, gee ...

*Drops down and moves towards the medi-bench. He opens the terminal and starts typing. Euan convulses and he looks up satisfied.*

Cease fire

I've just locked the life-support computer, I suggest you give yourself up unless you want to sacrifice Euan...

*Hilbryk Places the muzzle of his M-4 on the back of craxus's head*

[Hilbryk] Touch the gun, and you will find out how much it hurts to get hit by a M203 shell before it explodes...

Didn't you guys read my post at all? First off I swung Euan onto my bike while we were in the building...secondly i gave Euan a gun to shoot with.

Euan cannot do much moving around, he is slightly, umm, beaten to a pulp

I don't want to sound like a big complainer but i must. Anyways, I'm moving on a fast motorcycle in a room thats a nice size i suppose with Euan on the back of the bike. The room is filled with lots of smoke and it seems only one person can point me out.

*Craxus moves his head in a split second grabs a hold of RMF's arm and swings him towards the wall.(like agent smith did too neo a lot)*

*Craxus does a couple of 360's while sheathing his 13mm hellsing pistols and pulling out his tribarrel handguns (extremely rapid fire.) Craxus does a wide shot for he can barely see anything and just shoots into the abyss of the red smoke.*

*A very hard object smashes into craxuses ribs, it clatters to the ground with a rubbery thud*

[Hilbryk] It's gonna take a lot more than smoke to stop me Craxus...

*takes a few hits from craxus's guns and drops his rifle*

It is also full of crates that prevent you from going anywhere on said bike

*One hand gripping the handles of the motorcylce and the other hand gripping his ribs, Craxus takes the pain and rushs off to one side of the room and chucks 3 gernades to the other side.*

Eat this!

*3 Large explosions occur.*

Sorry i didnt read all those crates and boxes in the house so i didn't know.

*The last thin Craxus sees before being slashe upwards from the stomach to his face by what seems to be 4 blades is a thin lanky figure in the smoke wearing some smoldering cloth, the figure looks unnatural, but the burning gash is tha last of his concern when a large burst of air pushes down on all the people in the room followed by the sound of something very large crashing through the roof, sucking all the smoke out with it, Hilbryk is nowhere to be seen*

*Just before the blades hit Craxus he swings out a quick blade from the back of his trench coat (from the movie Blade). You hear a ting ting ting ting. As Craxus blocks all the slashs upon him. The slashsing towards Craxus leaves an opening to whomever was slashing at him. Craxus takes this opening for a point of attack.*

No one there dude all that happened within 2 seconds

I sent ya an email. Maybe we can get rid of some of this confusion.